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Political Buzz An article from the Lexington "Harold-Leader" proclaims that hippies are still trying to ruin the country. Yes, the country really is run by evil hippies donning their weird floaty faux-ethnic garb. Someone needs to tell George that boho is over!
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Sure, you were taught all your life that racism is a bad thing. But we are currently entering a Golden Age of racism. Never before has racism been so funny or irreverent.
It's not just Muslims and Islamofascists that want to kill you. There are internal terrorists who don't like the way you perform abortions, or the way you talk about George Bush on the radio, or even the fact that you are having too much sex. Unfortunately, this makes the War on Terror more confusing, so it's a lot easier to just blame it on the foreigners.
The mastermind genius who brought you push-polling pulls out all the stops just in time for midterm elections. Northeastern Democrats are reporting tons of pesky phone calls from their favorite Democratic Senator, which are actually generated by GOP robomachines. You were hoping your November Surprise would be something less annoying.