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Very Rude Quote of the Day
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From the American Family Association's "BOYCOTT BOX," which lists it's ongoing boycotts, and the reasons for them:
WALT DISNEY COMPANY,
Chrm. Michael Eisner,
500 S. Buena Vista St.,
Burbank, CA 91521
818-560-1000.
Reason: The world's largest family entertainment company has extended company insurance benefits to the live-in partners of homosexual employees, but not unmarried partners of heterosexual employees; allowed homosexual celebrations in its theme parks; produced highly objectionable films; allowed a convicted child molester to direct a Disney movie; published a book aimed at homosexuals; and promoted numerous other anti-family policies and activities.
Which Disney movies could they be referring to?
Probably some of these:
The Jungle Fever Book
The Aristosnatch
Poke My Haunches
The Little Sperm-maid
Boy Story
Snow Wipe and the Seven Corprophiliacs
Dumblow
Schlong of the South
The Rescuers Go Down Under
The Legend of Young Dick Slurpin'
Poppin' Mary's
Son of Fluffer
Hans Brinker and the Perfectly Legal Dutch Prostitutes
Babes in Toyland
Darby O'Gill and the Little Pee-pee
Slapping Booty
Lady and the Pimp
The Wand in the Widows
Pleasure Island
Alice in Lesbianland
Goofy's Glider
FantAsian
Who Killed Robin's Cock?
Who Rimmed Roger Rabbit?
The Book of Poo
In A Lad
Lilo and Scat
The Mighty Dykes
The Lion's Thing
The Abject-Minded Professor
Booty and the Breast
20,000 Freaks Under the Sea
Big Knobs and Bum Sticks
SINderella
Peter Pain
Bobbin' Head
The Fox and the Hound
The Once-You-Go-Black Cauldron
The Gay Mouse Detective
The Humpcrack of Notre Dame
The Sword in the Son
Friday , June 16, 2006 05:40
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Quote of the Day
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I'll take this space in time
For what I need to say.
Some race within the limit
Winning 'cause their needs are in it.
Mine have always got in my way.
Melanie Safka
"If I Needed You"
Thursday , June 15, 2006 01:38
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Quote of the Day
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From the "Senior Will and Prophecy," Edmond Memorial High School, 1978:
"We predict that Kenneth Shade will run for president, and the entire 1978 senior class will vote for him in hopes they will see him be assassinated."
Wednesday , June 14, 2006 02:50
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We are quoting of day for your happy life.
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Examples of "Engrish," the improper use of English in Japanese culture and business:
On a t-shirt:
MONKEY OF THE MAGIC!
MAKING LOVE BANANA
On a sign in the lobby of Sony headqurters:
Strict Security Check for protecting the act of terrorism
On a small sign in a hotel room at the RGHCM Garden Resort:
Dear guest:
We are changing the kinds of MINIBAR food and beverage. So there is nothing in your MINIBAR. If you need more problem, please contact us on extension "5". We are terribly sorry for bringing you so much inconvenient.
On a t-shirt:
SOME
WHERE
I have never been
Sometimes I am
From a menu:
HOT SAND 360 yen
From a hotel room:
To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar.
From a menu:
dumping 480 (yen)
From a container of spumante:
A mouth hit I am wimpy in a brilliant fragrance to let you yearn for berries, and to be smooth in a characteristic. It is rare red sparkling wine.
From a menu:
Sauteed Happy Family
From a can of air freshener:
Gross Air
Gross Spray
From a sign at a zoo:
Please there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin. Please do not grow a hand in a fence.
I have no idea where this sign came from:
Get off in the place.
On a storefront:
VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET
From a CD case:
UNIT AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES PORTABLE WHEN CARRIED
(source: www.engrish.com)
Tuesday , June 13, 2006 00:26
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Quote of the Day
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Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality - because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You have to reject that, and it doesn't seem - and I'm broadly speaking here, but a lot of African-Americans won't reject it.
Bill O'Reilly, well-known ignorant gas bag and liar, who seems oblivious to the fact that drug and alcohol abuse among African-Americans is roughly half that of whites of similar economic status, and that there is no appreciable difference in the rates of infidelity between the two races.
Monday , June 12, 2006 02:34
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Citazione del giorno
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A few random selections from
The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci
translated by Jean Paul Richter [1883]
Vol. II
XXI. Letters. Personal Records. Dated Notes
This writing distinctly about the kite seems to be my destiny, because among the first recollections of my infancy, it seemed to me that, as I was in my cradle, a kite came to me and opened my mouth with its tail, and struck me several times with its tail inside my lips.
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When I did well, as a boy you used to put me in prison. Now if I do it being grown up, you will do worse to me.
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Giuliano da Maria, physician, has a steward without hands.
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Have some ears of corn of large size sent from Florence.
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Give your master the instance of a captain who does not himself win the victory, but the soldiers do by his counsels; and so he still deserves the reward.
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Pulleys,--nails,--rope,--mercury,--cloth, Monday.
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Piece of tapestry,-pair of compasses,-- Tommaso's book,--the book of Giovanni Benci,--the box in the custom-house,--to cut the cloth,--the sword-belt,--to sole the boots, --a light hat,--the cane from the ruined houses,--the debt for the table linen, --swimming-belt,--a book of white paper for drawing,--charcoal.--How much is a florin .... a leather bodice.
Sunday , June 11, 2006 08:54
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Quote of the Day
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Every time I see Tom DeLay, I can't help thinking: a hundred thousand sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Jim Hightower
Friday , June 9, 2006 01:39
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Quote of the Day
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What the interviewer on NPR said to Natalie Maines, of the Dixie Chicks:
"Your father was a well-known pedal steel guitar player, wasn't he?"
What I, at first, thought I heard the interviewer say:
"Your father was a well-known pedophile guitar player, wasn't he?"
What I nearly did:
Run a stop sign.
Wednesday , June 7, 2006 02:14
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Quote of the Day
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The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
Living Philosophies, 1931
Monday , June 5, 2006 23:25
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Quote of the Day
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"The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover."
Al Franken, "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them", 2003
Monday , June 5, 2006 01:14
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Quote of the Day
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http://www.npr.org/lightningcast/20060306-ups.html?rpcontextheight=290&rpcontextwidth;=500
Sunday , June 4, 2006 02:12
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"I said, 'Amen,' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire."
Clara Jean Brown, of Daphne, Alabama, describing how she was struck by lightening while she prayed for deliverance from a thunderstorm last week.
Friday , June 2, 2006 00:20
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Quote of the Day
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"912"
Number of studies about global warming randomly examined in a recent survey.
"912"
Number of those studies that concluded that global warming is real, and caused by humans.
"40"
Number of alleged "grass roots" organizations, actually established and funded by Exxon/Mobil, which exist solely to spread the notion that global warming is either not real, or not caused by humans.
"50%"
Percentage of articles about global warming in the mainstream press which, in the interest of being "fair," give equal weight to the misinformation being spread by these "grass roots" organizations.
Sources:
NPR, New York Times
Thursday , June 1, 2006 03:56
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Quote of the Day
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“You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.”
Jessica Mitford
Tuesday , May 30, 2006 03:26
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Quote of the Day
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The World According To Donald Rumsfeld
"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."
"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."
"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."
"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things....stuff happens."
I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said."
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
"If I said yes, that would then suggest that that might be the only place where it might be done which would not be accurate, necessarily accurate. It might also not be inaccurate, but I'm disinclined to mislead anyone."
"There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist."
"I don't know what the facts are but somebody's certainly going to sit down with him and find out what he knows that they may not know, and make sure he knows what they know that he may not know."
"I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty."
Monday , May 29, 2006 01:54
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Quote of the Day
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All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.
Noam Chomsky
Sunday , May 28, 2006 02:00
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Quote of the Day
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"All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot"
Dr. Seuss
Saturday , May 27, 2006 09:26
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Quote of the Day
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http://www.cayce.com/oakkeg.htm
Thursday , May 25, 2006 01:13
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Quote of the Day
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“There's nothing more solemn than truth. There's no greater grievance to a tomb than hypocrisy, or a greater tribute to death than truth”
Luis Munoz-Marin
Wednesday , May 24, 2006 05:26
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Quote of the Day
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Then said he also to him that bade him, When thou makest a dinner or a supper, call not thy friends, nor thy brethren, neither thy kinsmen, nor thy rich neighbours; lest they also bid thee again, and a recompence be made thee.
But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind:
And thou shalt be blessed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just.
Luke 14: 12-14, King James Version
Tuesday , May 23, 2006 10:45
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