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Friday
11:44am
James Blunt Brings Weird Al Out of (Semi) Retirement!

weirdal0622_big.jpgLike many people my age, I grew up absolutely loving Weird Al Yankovic. But for whatever reason, I haven’t heard a new Weird Al song in a very long time (I think “Amish Paradise” might have been the last one). I know Al’s still doing his thing and putting out albums, but he’s not been getting nearly the kind of attention he commanded back in the 80’s. In fact, the last time I heard Al mentioned in the press was for his recent campaign to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which he rightfully deserves. But now it looks like Al is finally getting back to what he does best - making fun of crappy pop music. That’s why I can’t be happier that Al is turning his attention towards James Blunt’s ubiquitously awful schmaltz-fest, “You’re Beautiful”. Check out “You’re Pitiful” for yourself, and keep an eye out for Al’s next album!

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Thursday
9:45am
While You Were Watching Ellen Cut a Rug

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  • James Blunt is definitely dating Petra Nemcova . After seeing her face in a crowded place, he clearly knew what to do.
  • Donald Trump to produce game show version of Monopoly. But it’s just his excuse to wear a top hat and coattails.
  • Lindsay Lohan pisses off Anna Wintour with her endless trips to the bathroom at the CFDA awards. But forms an unbreakable bond with the bathroom attendant.
  • DJ’s say Paris’ new single is hard to ridicule because it’s not half bad. Lucky for VJ’s, the video is atrocious.
  • Britney’s mom calls on “Christian life coach” to save Brit and K-Fed’s marriage. But Jesus isn’t sure if he loves them.
  • Naomi Campbell is trying for a baby. Or rather, harvesting her own maid/personal assistant/Blackberry target.
  • Katie Holmes’s ex, Chris Klein finds love again.Or as he sees it, another woman to lose to an Operating Thetan Level 8.
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Wednesday
9:56am
While You Were Saying Goodbye to Katie

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  • Bobby Brown’s sexy female entourage catfights with a Russian model. Just another part of their job.
  • Jon Voight is publicly lobbying to see Angelina’s kid Shiloh. But based on his recent movie choices, he shouldn’t be trusted with a child.
  • Paris Hilton has ten songs lined up for her new album. Now if she could just find someone to sing them.
  • Wynona Ryder avoids talking to press about shoplifting…but isn’t opposed to casually walking away with their stuff.
  • Sofia Coppola is having a baby with boyfriend Thomas Mars. But she’d still like to get Kirsten Dunst attached to this project.
  • James Blunt banned from radio station. And my i-pod.
  • Drew Barrymore is still not married to The Strokes’ Fab Moretti. But they did get a joint subscription to the NY Times
  • Today Show staff give public goodbye to Katie Couric this morning, private sigh of relief.