- Charlize Theron wishes she had X-ray vision so she could see people naked. We feel the same about her.
- People Magazine buys Getty Images’ pictures of Shiloh Nouvel for $4.1 million. Luckily, they had a coupon for 10% off.
- At her premiere Jennifer Aniston clutches a mysterious, furry charm for good luck. Co-Star Vaughn clutches it for different reasons.
- Four American Idol finalists get record contracts, but only one can say he turned down Fuel.
- David Spade and Heather Locklear get some sun, but for pasty-white Spade not nearly enough.
- Nick Cannon is haunted by a possible sex tape. Coincidentally also called Wild n’ Out
