John Henson Live: The Transcripts
You asked for it for months, and Talk Soup's own leading man finally obliged. He came, he saw, he yukked it up with E! Onliners. We pinned down the Soupster on his sexual preference, the genetics of his famous "skunk spot," whether he likes it regular or extra crispy--and lots more. Check out the highlights.
nukeboy asks: Wouldn't it be weird if John Henson went on a talk show and then was on Talk Soup, talking about himself?
Yeah, that'd be weird.
radioactive_man asks: What kind of music do you like? And who is your fave band?
Right now, I'm studying clogging. I just love that theme from Riverdance.
show asks: Is doing Talk Soup fun?
No, it's like jury duty. Can't you see how bummed out we are?
skunkette asks: What is your sexual preference: women or "chicks"?
Do I have to choose?
ultra asks: Is Johnette returning soon to TS?
If I have my way, Johnette will never be seen on Talk Soup again.
unbirthday asks: A moral dilemma: I'm at work, and I'm waiting to talk to you. Should I take my break, or should I just keep pretending like I'm working?
Since we're talking right now, I guess you can go ahead and go back to work.
chupacabras asks: How do you keep your teeth so white and sparkly?
I drink out of the toilet.
copperlocks asks: Who's your favorite person?
Frank Gifford is a good friend of mine.
darkchylde asks: Do you remember doing that "NYPD Soup" sketch? That was my letter!
Oh. Cool.
dirt_girl asks: What are you wearing?
A dance belt and a Band-Aid.
mbran asks: John, are you hoping to climb the ladder to network TV?
Actually, I'm hoping to descend the ladder to ham radio.
mr_jones asks: Do you ever go out drinking with Tom?
Well, if you go out with Tom, you are drinking. So, yes.
ccrider asks: Do any of your relatives also have the skunk spot?
No, I'm the lone mutant in my family.
indochine asks: Do you have any "enhanced" features? Translation: Have you ever been Hollywood-ized?
No, I'm 100 percent natural.
ryannet asks: My birthday is on June 12. Will you call and sing "Happy Birthday" to me?
No.
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