Simon Al-Mohammed’s music career is now infamous having, over the past 20 years, shaped what we consider to be modern Iraqi pop music today. In the last 10 years, Simon, a executive for several of Iraq's record labels, has been making and breaking records, as well as executing thousands of innocent wannabe pop stars whom he considers inferior. Al-Mohammed has achieved sales of over ten thousand records alone in Iraq and an astonishing eighteen thousand televised executions.

He has worked with Saddam Hussein for several years now, helping the dictator choose the best candidates for his cabinet from a pool of thousands of contestants.

Simon, who has become feared among the citizens of Iraq for his brutal honesty,  became a celebrity in his own right for reducing a string of teenage wannabes to nothing more than a pool of blood and mangled flesh.

Never before has there been an artist who has been equally recognized, awarded and celebrated “in front of the camera” as well as “behind the camera.”

In a sea of Iraqi women wearing nothing more than a black bed sheet, Paula Abdullah stands above the rest.  Her extraordinary music career is exemplified by performances at Saddam's palaces and several of Simon's public executions.  In addition, Paula has released a successful and popular line of Iraqi women's clothing.  Her lone item, a black sheet, has sold millions since its introduction five years ago.

Paula has also been honored for her achievements by being raped and tortured repeatedly by Saddam's eldest son Uday in several of the presidential palaces.

Randy Jamaal is a twenty-year oil industry veteran. For eight years, he was the V.P. of Chemical Weapons Acquisition and has been a longtime member of Saddam's cabinet.

Randy has survived the War with Iran in the 80's and the Gulf War in the 90's.  In his spare time, Randy has explored his love of exotic music by helping form the popular Asian female band 'The Rice Girls', among many others.

Randy has worked on over one thousand chemical weapons projects over the years, including the one which resulted in the successful massacre of thousands of Iraqis, at the order of Saddam.

Randy is happily married to sixteen women, whom he fondly refers to as his 'sand hizzoes'.

And in a region where despotic rule is the norm, he is more feared by his own people than any other head of state.

Saddam began hosting IRAQI IDOL in its inaugural season and has enjoyed killing all contestants who try but ultimately fail to win the distinction of being the lone IRAQI IDOL.  Out of nearly 50 thousand contestants, only one's life is spared and awarded a record contract.

In his spare time, Saddam likes to praise Allah, torture and murder his constituents, and buttfuck desert animals.