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Snowboarding with a car
2005-01-22 14:44:22
When you live on a low plowing priority side street like I do, I've found it's important to make the most of every last bit of momentum you have.

International fingerstyle class went about thrity minutes today, at least for me because I got there half an hour late, due to having to clear off all the snow and having to negotiate unplowed streets. Also, getting up five minutes before class was going to start because I played online poker all night probably had something to do with it.

Then, we ended kind of early. I hate when these teachers do that and give the reason that we're shorthanded. Why should I get less learnin' because someone else didn't show?

On the other hand, this week's lesson was pretty easy and neat. I got 75% of it right away. I'm not a great sight reader, but compared to most guitarists, who aren't big on the readin', I'm decent.

It was an Egyptian song, originally written for oud. I forgot the name of the song, but it was one that would make the Department of Homeland Security raise the terror alert level if you spoke it to them. It's somber and does this neat thing in which the bass line moves first, then the melody (composed of dyads) moves next. Perhaps I'll jam it out for the people later.


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Six inches of snow
2005-01-22 07:26:40
My car is looks vaguely like an igloo with wheels.

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AQ dominated by AK
2005-01-22 06:22:51
Oww - it hurts!

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Poker and not winning
2005-01-22 03:42:33
Well, I didn't get utterly clobbered, but damn! I cannot figure these folk out, and pure odds-based judgment doesn't seem to be effective enough.

I think the opponents at the 5-10 tables at Harrah's are easier than the online players at the 0.50-1 tables. It's too bad I don't think I can't really risk the $200-$300 you need for each trip to the 5-10 tables more than a few times a year.


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The value of non-melodic vocals
2005-01-21 14:20:09
I've been learning a song by Joseph Spence, a uniquely talented fingerstyle Bahaman folk guitarist. Most people are impressed by his guitar playing, but not so much by his singing, which is largely gravelly and garbled.

However, surprisingly, Jack Viertel provides an academic defense of his vocals:
His voice, also inimitable, is used more as a secondary instrument than as a means for communicating words. It provides a solid, if somewhat gravelly, base for the guitar's fluid lines to play off of and frequently serves as a reminder of how the basic melody of a given piece goes, when the guitar variations have become almost too complex to follow.
This is exactly what I say about a lot of death metal vocals. Some bands have death vocals that are so awesome that if the songs contained nothing but that, they would still be worthwhile listening. But generally, the vocals are there to add texture and give you something to follow. The vocals aren't the be-all end-all.

Just like Joseph Spence.


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1 + 1 = Yuck
2005-01-21 13:40:20
At the Subway soft drink serving center, I got some pink lemonade, but I needed a pick-me-up, so I sglorshed in a dose of Mountain Dew.

The result? Lemonade with a bad aftertaste. It tasted like someone slipped some kind of date rape drug into my drink.

I'd seem to forget about it seconds after each sip, though. Therefore, after each sip, I was like, "WTF?! [pause] Oh. Yeah."


In other Subway news, they squished and wrinkled my bread. Goddamn. That was some ugly-looking bread.


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Quote of the day
2005-01-20 22:08:46
After showing a clip of Bush talking up the fecund hordes of evil, constantly growing and ready to pop over our border at any second:

"Was he just sworn in as president or dungeon master?"

--Jon Stewart


And surprisingly, the audience seemed to get it!


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People think I'm wearing black today because of the inauguration.
2005-01-20 14:16:44
Heh, sure. I guess I can roll with that.

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Unfocused flailing at the future
2005-01-19 19:10:23
It's probably partly fueled by the fact that I'm doing some supremely unpleasant and boring work right now, but I think I'd really like to take a year off pursuing unprofitable activities sometime after I've saved up enough. You might say, "But why blow your savings in a year (or maybe two), especially given that you have a reasonable job?"

Hmm. I'm not quite sure, but it seems like even when you work only nine hours a day, you don't have enough energy left to explore anything at any length and seriousness.

[ Thinking aloud about escaping mundanity. ]

Seriously, though, I've got to come up with a real plan sometime soon. I know for certain I'm not going to derive much non-financial satisifaction from being a software architect or a development manager or a lifelong coder, so I gotta come up with something. I'm not being tortured by work anymore, but I'm starting to get sick of floating.


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No Christ, no medicine
2005-01-19 15:12:02
http://in.news.yahoo.com/050116/139/2j1rp.html
Jubilant at seeing the relief trucks loaded with food, clothes and the much-needed medicines the villagers, many of who have not had a square meal in days, were shocked when the nuns asked them to convert before distributing biscuits and water.
I have to give those villagers credit - I would have just lied about converting to get the water.


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Yeah, this is S and F headquarters, apparently.
2005-01-19 01:35:06
There's got to be a sizable number of disappointed MSN Search users out there. This site is the top result for the search "suck and fuck". The other search results on that first page are similarly disappointing. Maybe MSN search is an all-clean search engine or something.

Either way, I think Google delivers something that's closer to what that guy from Canada who hit this site was looking for.


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One of the extremely, extremely small joys in life
2005-01-18 17:54:16
Hoping that some text you've copied into the clipboard is still there, hitting ctrl-V, and...POW! seeing it pasted out.

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Oversleeping, part LCDXVIII
2005-01-18 17:46:30
This time, I flipped the alarm clock to "set alarm" to make sure it was at 8:30 AM or so and went to bed.

Today, I got up on my own, looked at the clock, and thought, "Hey, not bad. I don't think I've ever gotten up this early on my own. Must be the warmth from the window insulation I put up yesterday."

You know what's coming.

The alarm clock still said "8:30" because I left it on "set alarm" instead of shifting it to either buzzer or radio mode. It was actually 1 PM.

Well, another lesson learned about the tricky game of getting early.


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Save Metallica from Bob Rock
2005-01-18 16:17:58
Eh, I don't really think Bob Rock is the main problem, but I signed it anyway.

http://www.petitiononline.com/SaveMet/


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Dreamy
2005-01-18 14:54:26
http://blog.monkeymethods.org/2005/01/bill-ga...-beat.html

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Table drumming paranoia
2005-01-17 21:28:09
I was just whaling away at the table and floor with a couple pencils and feet, respectively, and having a pretty good time. (Probably making some pretty annoying noise as well.)

For some reason, I imagined someone popping in, taking a picture of me, then Photoshopping in a word balloon that said, "Duuuh! I'm playing the blast beat!"

Pretty unlikely, but it killed the buzz anyway.


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$80 million freezeout!
2005-01-17 16:53:34
http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_magazine/arch...a_id=14293

Some rich guy challenged some of the top players in the world to a $100,000-$200,000 limit game because he was pissed about rumors that they were making fun of him. The game under the conditions he proposed would have put the other players at a disadvantage because he could get lucky. The above is Doyle Brunson's response.


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Poker: The RPG
2005-01-17 14:46:21
Heh, Barry Greenstein has assigned values to different "poker attributes" to several of the pros:

http://www.barrygreenstein.com/analysis.htm

Next, he should assign hit points to these guys.

Man, Phil Ivey appears quite unstoppable, statistically.


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Heh, I guess that does suck.
2005-01-17 13:37:53
From a message board:
'My P.O. denied my request to go to see GWAR live.....Im pissed I've been waitin on this concert since I was in the 6th grade watching Beavis and Butthead...and Im denied...fucking...bullshit.

The thing is I decided to go the honest approach and tell this fuck why i'd be late on curfew and all that....but yet, honelsty dont mean fuck to pigs...fuck cops...they all suck...if Im denied GWAR they all suck. fuck cops


wjhat pisses me off is that I grew up on the songs Sadamn a Go-Go...Have You Seen Me, Gor-Gore, Crack In The Egg, Cool Place To Park, Vlad The Impaler, and Im gonna miss it all FUCK~!!!!!! [exclamation points truncated to save space] NOTHING i CAN SAY CAN EXPRESS MY SORROW!'
Damn, dude. I hate missing bands I like, too, so I empathize with the post almost as much as I'm amused by it.


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Captur'd!
2005-01-17 13:23:08
A couple of cameos in the new Teen Girls Squad captures perfectly:

- The essence of ska.
- The geometric aspects of school cafeteria pizza. (Click the 'o' at the end.)


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A Touch of Really Cool
2005-01-17 01:19:33
I was going to write a thoughtful review of A Touch of Zen, but I had to work today and am not feeling particularly intellectual. So instead, I'll just make some basic comments about it, accompanied by some screenshots. such as:

Miss Yang is hot!



Also, she's very, very grim. As well she should be! The East Chamber is still after her after killing her father. She doesn't smile until over an hour into the movie. She does it while scoffing at the initial protagonist's (a nerdy scholar-type for us to empathize with) combat abilities.

[ Kicking ass, blacksmithing. ]

The monks in this movie are also awesome.



Here's the wrong move to make in an encounter with monks:

[ How not to deal with monks in a movie. ]

You'd think that being more aggressive might help you out. But not really.

[ Attack with full power! ]

Here's some screenshots that I think would make good album covers:

[ Album covers ]

It's actually a thoughtful film, although I may have made it seem like a rock 'em sock 'em-type film. (I happen to really like those types of films and have nothing against them.) It just happens to have more than its share of awesome visuals.


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Poker with Cheney
2005-01-15 22:20:58
What would happen if you played some draw with Cheney, and what would the promininent conservative voices out there say? Here's a very realistic simulation:

http://www.thepoorman.net/archives/002789.html#002789

Here's some of my favorite reactions:
Alan Colmes: Mother says I mustn't play poker.

...

Brit Hume: It seems like some people are still playing poker like it's September 10th. Back then, you needed to have all your cards in order to claim a straight. But, as we learned on that day, sometimes you won't have perfect knowledge. Sometimes you have to learn to connect the dots, and see the patterns which are not visible to superficial analysis of the type favored by the CIA and the State Department. Dick Cheney's skip straight is a winning poker hand for the post-9/11 world.
I'm going to have to remember some of these arguments. "Skip straight." Heh.


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The horrible potential of fractals unleashed!
2005-01-15 22:11:30
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/morty_baby/dh.gif

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Scarf, +1
2005-01-15 17:26:17
Walking from my car to class today, I was thinking, "Goddamn. I guess I will actually buy a scarf and gloves today." When I got home and got inside, I was going to give up on it. But then, I thought, That's not a Winning Attitude. Not at all. Then, I shook my head at myself.

Off to Walgreens I went. They had gloves, but unfortunately, no normal scarves. They had these things called Magical Scarves, which looked like feather boas.

Ooh! Now I can ask someone if they had any non-magical scarves! I thought. Then, I did, and I kept my dorky laughter silent.


A few aisles down, I heard this blonde Walgreens employee tell some guy that her brother and his crew totally waited by this one punk's house all day and he never showed up. Said punk is suspected of breaking into her mom's car.


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Some pretty unfortunate reading
2005-01-15 17:17:53
I saw a stack of books at a carrel in the library:

- Divorce for Dummies
- Secrets to Life Everyone Woman Should Know
- Some other books along those lines


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