November 08, 2005

No Monkey Business

Sharper Image is known worldwide for their high quality, innovative products, combining sleek design with top technology. Cars, yachts and young girls aside, the store is packed with gadgets to fulfill every man's mid-life crisis fantasy.

Now, they're taking a step back in toy evolution with their latest product, the "Alive" Chimpanzee...So Real, It's Unreal! This chimp is housed with the latest Hollywood "F/X" animatronics, which make him look, sound, act and feel like a real animal, with a life-size bust to boot. He speaks with special "vocal chords" and is equipped with sensors to react to your movement, sounds and touch. He even has four emotional states - Curious, Happy, Fearful and Feisty - which can work independently or through a remote control.

Seein' is believin', so be sure to watch the video demo yourself.

You can purchase your very own "Alive" Chimpanzee for $149.95. Any human who does so should be subjected to scientific experiment, reverse Project X style.

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November 01, 2005

For the Love of the Game

In a strange show of unity, North Korean and South Korean officials have met to discuss competing as one team during the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Pros:
-Uniting the two territories may be a step to greater peace in the region, and may perhaps, help propel North Korea out of its longstanding isolationism.
-The plurality of large Korean calves is sure to excel them to greater athletic achievement.
-Kimchi x 2.

Cons:
-No medals =>Wrath of Kim Jong Il =>Nukes?

What would Germany do?

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October 24, 2005

Remembering Rosa Parks (1913-2005)

Even Outkast couldn't keep her down.

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October 18, 2005

Valley of the Dolls

I never understood the appeal of dolls. More specifically, I never understood the appeal of dolls that looked like mini-humans. The fictitious Strawberry Shortcake and Cabbage Patch Kids were safe because they resembled no one I knew. Barbies, however - creepy.

When my parents filled out their Asian adoption papers in 1976, they forgot to check off the box that said "No tomboys please." I detested the creepy mini-humans, while my mother simply adored them! Each year for Christmas and/or my birthday, she would present me with a Madame Alexander doll, and each year, I would quickly toss it aside while lunging for the boxed board games I requested. By the time I was eighteen, there were probably twenty-five or so of these little creatures perched in my room, and I couldn't identify a single one by name.*

This is why I find the latest controversy surrounding doll manufacturer American Girl completely inane. Right-wing conservatives are calling for a boycott of the doll company because it is donating money to the nonprofit Girls Inc., an organization which inspires "girls to be strong, smart and bold"...and oh yeah, supports abortion rights and the acceptance of lesbians.

If only the conservatives could see the real truth. They should not boycott American Girl because of its alliance with Girls Inc.; they should boycott the company because these dolls do nothing but feed the egos of spoiled little girls (see above), who will grow up to be your worst nightmare. Save a doll, buy a book or game!

*Disclaimer: While I didn't particularly care for the dolls, I was always thankful for receiving them.

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October 10, 2005

Erasable, But Not Indelible.

From eighth grade through college, one school supply remained constant in my life: the Papermate Erasermate pen.

Erasable pens were every perfectionist's dream. They gave you the confidence to take pages upon pages of notes in class, without ever having to worry about tainting your lined masterpiece with ugly scribbles and cross-outs. If a mistake was made, you simply erased it with a flip of the pen and quick rub. Genius.

Sadly, when I entered the working force, I began using the standard office pens. Erasable pens became a thing of the past, although my faith in them remained permanent. I was reminded of them only recently when I came across an unopened package of Erasermates lying in my junk box. Oh, the memories!

Please take a moment to give props to the grand titans of all writing instruments. You know you love 'em too.

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October 03, 2005

Supreme Court Justice Harriet (Oscar) Miers

I'm trying not to judge a book by its cover, really. But quotes like this make it very difficult:

"When it comes to a cross-examination, she can filet better than Mrs. Paul." - Dubya, 2005

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