Create Character Login   Home Famous Last Words

These “Famous Last Words” are invariably funnily tragic and not just tragic. It’s happened to many of us at one time during roleplaying session; a PC or NPC has made some unfortunate statement only to meet an ironic and still unfortunate end. You know the style, “They’ll never hit me from …” and here’s you chance to read hundreds more. Enjoy! You can order the list by total votes, average vote, most recent or in a random order. You need to be logged into GameWyrd if you wish to vote for a favourite or add a quote to the list. Last Words: Contributor: Total: Average: Your: GM: You see a coffin infront of you with serval crosses all over it as well as serval diffrent holy symbols around it. PC: I open the coffin. GM: You see what appears to be a rather well preserved dead body. PC: I poke the body. DKnightZero 363 8 x "I know an illusion when I see one." Donka the Donk 326 7 x When I said 'death' before 'dishonor,' I meant alphabetically. General Sage 315 8 x "You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?" Dragon7398 256 8 x I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball. Kurt Wagner 256 8 x Player:I quickly shove everything I can in my pockets, including the broken clock, and run outside! GM: Okay...(confused)What broken clock? Player: The one you said was counting backwards. Archais Von Drago 232 8 x Master, how do you unsummon a daemon lord? Jaxe 219 8 x I smell gas ..... rock on , light a torch Balor 211 8 x Im invincib................. Darkon 209 8 x To DM: Dude, your sister's hot! TheCycoONE 199 8 x DM: The baslisk stares at you PC: I challenge him by staring right in to his eyes moocowrx100 181 8 x "Oh don't worry. The poisonous ones have orange stripes." Donka the Donk 181 7 x Here kitty, kitty, kitty.... HobinKobad 172 8 x Hey you! Bitch Queen of the spiders! Saxon 164 6 x "OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!" Donka the Donk 163 8 x "I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly" Donka the Donk 146 6 x Player: I look out the window DM: You see Clouds beneath the Window. Player: I jump out the Window. DM: Make a new Character. Player: WHAT!?! I thought it was an Illusion. DM: No, it's a flying castle. Make a new character. Jadedfate777 145 8 x "I wonder what would happen if I poked him..." DJ Fireflash 141 7 x "Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist..." Donka the Donk 136 7 x "A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter." Donka the Donk 130 7 x 1 - 20, of 938 Next 20 >> Wyrdlings are invited to add their own "famous last words". Please only use phrases used in roleplaying games and keep in mind that we'll accept no more than 250 characters per phrase. Join the RPG Host Banner Exchange | Vote for GameWyrd