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GM: You see a coffin infront of you with serval crosses all over it as well as serval diffrent holy symbols around it.
PC: I open the coffin.
GM: You see what appears to be a rather well preserved dead body.
PC: I poke the body. | DKnightZero | 363 | 8 | x |
"I know an illusion when I see one." | Donka the Donk | 326 | 7 | x |
When I said 'death' before 'dishonor,' I meant alphabetically. | General Sage | 315 | 8 | x |
"You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?" | Dragon7398 | 256 | 8 | x |
I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball. | Kurt Wagner | 256 | 8 | x |
Player:I quickly shove everything I can in my pockets, including the broken clock, and run outside!
GM: Okay...(confused)What broken clock?
Player: The one you said was counting backwards. | Archais Von Drago | 232 | 8 | x |
Master, how do you unsummon a daemon lord? | Jaxe | 219 | 8 | x |
I smell gas ..... rock on , light a torch | Balor | 211 | 8 | x |
Im invincib................. | Darkon | 209 | 8 | x |
To DM: Dude, your sister's hot! | TheCycoONE | 199 | 8 | x |
DM: The baslisk stares at you
PC: I challenge him by staring right in to his eyes | moocowrx100 | 181 | 8 | x |
"Oh don't worry. The poisonous ones have orange stripes." | Donka the Donk | 181 | 7 | x |
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.... | HobinKobad | 172 | 8 | x |
Hey you! Bitch Queen of the spiders! | Saxon | 164 | 6 | x |
"OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!" | Donka the Donk | 163 | 8 | x |
"I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly" | Donka the Donk | 146 | 6 | x |
Player: I look out the window
DM: You see Clouds beneath the Window.
Player: I jump out the Window.
DM: Make a new Character.
Player: WHAT!?! I thought it was an Illusion.
DM: No, it's a flying castle. Make a new character. | Jadedfate777 | 145 | 8 | x |
"I wonder what would happen if I poked him..." | DJ Fireflash | 141 | 7 | x |
"Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist..." | Donka the Donk | 136 | 7 | x |
"A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter." | Donka the Donk | 130 | 7 | x |
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