My Favorite
Love at Absolute Zero
[Double Agent]
Rating: 7.2
Thirty seconds into "Absolute Zero," the opening cut off My Favorite's
debut album, I turned off the stereo. I was talking to a friend, and I
said, "Hold on, I'm going to turn this off 'cause it sucks." It seemed
overly poppy and synthesized. Had me thinkin', "Not a chance in hell."
Later in the evening, I turned it back on. I had to. I mean, I had to
review it. I found myself putting it off, dreading the opening
synth-o-melody, the sequenced- sounding rhythm section and the singer's
uncanny Tom Bailey impression. Hardening my heart and arming myself with
all the bad vibes I could muster, I started the little bastard spinning.
Fifteen seconds in, I still hated it-- the neer- neer- neer- neer of the
melody sounded like a whinier knockoff of the Cure, circa Japanese
Whispers. After thirty seconds, I nearly turned it off again. How
does this guy think he can still get away with singing like this? Forty
seconds and, wait, there's a girl singing now, and this isn't such a bad
chorus, really. Hey, there's a guitar in there. Wow, that guitar really
sounds like early Smiths. After just over one minute, I had six friends
on a conference call, screaming: "Guys, you have got to hear this! God!
This is so sweet! Come over right now! Come over and wear your creepers!
Yeah! My parents are out of town! We're gonna go out on the roof and
smoke!"
Thankfully, my pals managed to calm me down and remind me that I don't
live with my parents anymore, that I've never smoked, and that my
footwear these days is about as goth as Strom Thurmond. But they did
come over, and they listened, and 7 out of 7 aging ex- Wavers agree:
My Favorite is the shit.
Like the best of the recent new wave revivalists, My Favorite makes
blatantly '80s- influenced pop with no trace of irony or simple- minded
retro posturing. But these guys offer something that, say, Orange
Cake Mix doesn't: you can really dance to My Favorite. I mean, maybe
even break a sweat. You could pogo all over your living room with 'em,
and then maybe do a little of that weird, flowy arm waving, and then do
that one move where you're bent over and sweeping one arm and leg back and
forth like you're looking for a contact lens. And then go back to the
table for a little while and catch your breath and just lip- sync.
The same caveat applies here, though, as to Orange Cake Mix-- if you
didn't like it the first time around, you probably still won't like it
today. But if you did, you will. You just have to get past the first
30 seconds.
-Zach Hooker