The abundance of elder tunesmiths keeping it real is enough to make a
youngster want to move to an assisted-living community in Florida,
get his hobble on, and stand behind a screen door in a cardigan yelling,
"It's my soccer ball now!" Let's check the oldometer's current readings:
Hack/Dork: Paul McCartney
McCartney almost single-handedly stinks up the whole batch. If only
Tom Waits had been given a seat and a microphone beside all those
painkiller-and-vitamin-goofy ex-jock anchors at the Super Bowl
halftime show, Waits could have responded to McCartney's "Wouldn't it
be great if, in these patriotic times, the Patriots won?" blather by
howling-- as he does on one of his two new albums-- "Who gives a good
goddamn?!" In fact, Waits' new platters offer three rejoinders to
"Freedom," McCartney's banal attempt at a post-millennial
moment-defining anthem: "Misery Is the River of the World,"
"Everything Goes to Hell," and "We're All Mad Here."
Tom Waits has been milking the concept of the ramshackle apocalyptic
carnival for twenty years now, flaunting a keen otherworldly
nostalgia and a preoccupation with freaks that transcends the hell
out of Harmony Korine's. In the 80s-- when everything was measured
in 'oodles' and forecasts didn't include a 30% chance of terrorism--
Waits rescued himself from his role as a clever lounge slouch by
going real weird right about the time he hitched himself to Kathleen
Brennan, whose influence has grown with each release (she co-wrote
and co-produced both new albums). Back then, fans of the old Waits
cried "Yoko!" but let's face it: that barroom-sage thing was getting
pretty half-hearted. It's difficult not to hear the new song "Coney
Island Baby" as an ode to Brennan, the psycho-circus muse: "Every
night she comes/ To take me out to Dreamland."
Both of Waits' new discs are their own concept albums, and both are
collections of sick Germanic showtunes resulting from overseas
theatrical collaborations with Robert Wilson (the man infamous for
staging Philip Glass' Einstein on the Beach, and with whom
Waits made The Black Rider). Both albums' subjects are
headline-fodder: Alice deals with (ahem) (cough)
intergenerational desire (reportedly based on Lewis Carroll and the
famous little girl whose hand he would squeeze during their walks),
while Blood Money (written to accompany the play Woycek)
hazards the realm of psychopharmacology via its tale of old-world
medical mind-tampering. Waits makes his woebegone statements about
the muck of modern life artfully and metaphorically, avoiding the
overt outrage that leisure-class sophistos would label tedious.
These albums function in Waits' discography the way the film The
Man Who Wasn't There fits into the Coen oeuvre: they are
self-homages, full of superceding revisitations, that hone rather
than advance. The exotica of Swordfishtrombones, the arch
storytelling of Rain Dogs, and the better elements of the
hit-and-miss Mule Variations are fully realized here,
sustained for 91 cohesively transportative minutes of convoluted
waltzes and marches. At one point, Waits even plinks the piano bit
from "Innocent When You Dream" with a winking brio that whispers,
"Ain't I fun?" Blood Money's clomp-and-stomp and Alice's
musty ether represent the osteoporosis of Bone Machine and
the senile dementia of The Black Rider, allowed to blossom
into terminal malaise.
Both albums are further testament that Waits' inner cryptkeeper is
getting sharper, combining disparate instruments with calamitous
precision and conjuring worlds in which celebrities are born without
bodies and razors 'find' throats. The music is so expressive and
confident in its spook-ass vibe that it's flat-out cinematic. The
instrumentals serve as aural Rorsharchs (the gorgeous violin of "Fawn"
made me see bugs mating-- now you try!) and Waits' voice is warmly
recorded on each of the pump-organ-and-stand-up-bass dirges, some of
which seem to channel the balcony-leaping spirit of a heroin-shriveled
Chet Baker.
The guitar of "Starving in the Belly of a Whale" sounds like an
animatronic parasite prancing on your spine. "Lost in the Harbour"
captures the creaky havoc of metal bending to the sea. "Lullaby" is
a perfect nugget of twilight insecurity, and the nightmare cartoon
of "Kommienezuspadt" begs for a club mix. Every syllable of "God's
Away on Business" is a seizure, with the Ben-Hur slaveship-rowing
coach pumping the tempo to ramming speed. Those of you who first heard
Tom Waits, as I did-- that is, over lasagna at the house of a junior-high
teacher with a skin disease who was trying to seduce you-- will relish the
albums' creepy love songs. They shine a morbid light on how most love-pop
reduces the world to a consuming need for one magical person, and how
often it's a bum swap: the Alice of Alice brings its protagonist
an ounce of redemption and a ton of ruin.
Okay, so you might find the voices silly (there's Ancient-Mariner-on-a-bender,
post-pubescent Grover, Golem-in-a-tux, and Gungan Boss Hogg). Okay, so this
is the first group of Waits songs where the ingredients seem so familiar that
listeners feel empowered enough to try to guess the recipe and write their
very own Tom Waits Song (I'm talking to you, Joe Henry). Okay, so a moratorium
should be imposed on the kiss/bliss rhyme. Okay, so some of the recombinatory
stunts of The Man Who Wasn't There felt autopiloted and didn't satisfy
as much as the first time you encountered them. Okay, so Anti's copy editor
should have to rescue rabbits from cosmetics testing labs to atone for how
badly they transcribed and jumbled the lyrics in the booklet. (What gives? I
bet Epitaph has a brigade of undergrad interns that sort out each apostrophe
in Bad Religion liner notes.)
Still, you should be ashamed you bought that Cursive, or Pedro the Lion, or
Ladytron CD, and get these. Synth-pooh and guitar-flarney doesn't have jack
on calliopes, marimbas, chamberlains, cellos, and tubas, all of it in classily
surreal packaging that screams "Fuck the Grammys." While the rest of pop
culture infantilizes itself with cussing puppets and manufactured bands who
willfully dangle like marionettes, Waits is serving up vintage brittle fusion
and somehow breaking the law of diminishing returns. Something wicked this way
hams, and it ain't afraid to be misanthropic and admit that humans are just
monkeys trained to parallel park. Come on, you Disney puds, it's time to let
Waits and David Lynch do Kafka's Metamorphosis as a musical.
-William Bowers, May 14th, 2002