Haikus about Mucho Macho
from "Haikus about Shit and Stuff"
by Felicity Tomlinson

boom-boom-boom-booty
this is disco music for
kids in big pants, yo!

every thing is okay
la-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la

repetitive tracks
for the weekend coke binge-- ugh!
people sure do suck

this is a mix tape
made by kids who just learned to spin
dumb crappy records

sure your beats are big
but why not take some chances
with your goddamn schtick

fuck i'm at track five
i lunge at the stereo
phew, my pain is done.

-Samir Khan