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Cover Art Teenage Fanclub
Songs From Northern Britain
[Columbia]
Rating: 4.9

If British people had dentists, this is probably the music they'd hear as they sat in wood-paneled waiting rooms reading "Highlights." Apparently, Northern Britain is the UK's regional equivalent of Iowa. (Otherwise known as: places where tractors can be seen commuting to one-story malls; where the entire discographies of all the great 70's hippie bands can be found with laughable ease at the local Coconuts; where every year there is at least one major state gathering with a two word name like "Corn Fest" or "Soybean Fest" or "Tobacco Fest.") Hell, I imagined myself walking across the muddy field of a state fair looking for an airbrush booth as I reviewed this album. Wasn't Teenage Fanclub at one point a fuzz-happy Brit-grunge band? Oh well, chalk it up to the Mediocre- Old- Guys- Gone- Country- Rock syndrome. Hey, don't get me wrong. I've been to state fairs. I've been on a hayride. This album has its moments of jangly, sun-drenched, harvest pop pleasure, but I think I'll stick to my city life.

-Brent Dicrescenzo






10.0: Essential
9.5-9.9: Spectacular
9.0-9.4: Amazing
8.5-8.9: Exceptional; will likely rank among writer's top ten albums of the year
8.0-8.4: Very good
7.5-7.9: Above average; enjoyable
7.0-7.4: Not brilliant, but nice enough
6.0-6.9: Has its moments, but isn't strong
5.0-5.9: Mediocre; not good, but not awful
4.0-4.9: Just below average; bad outweighs good by just a little bit
3.0-3.9: Definitely below average, but a few redeeming qualities
2.0-2.9: Heard worse, but still pretty bad
1.0-1.9: Awful; not a single pleasant track
0.0-0.9: Breaks new ground for terrible