Voodoo Glow Skulls
The Band Geek Mafia
[Epitaph]
Rating: 7.1
"The band with glasses and hard looks/ Has got you down in their black
book," sneers Voodoo Glow Skulls lead grunter Frank "Potatohead" Casillos
on the title track. With similar nose-thumbing numbers like "Hit A Guy With
Glasses," I assume the Glow Skulls are former high school marching-band
nerds with a past predilection for getting stomped in parking lots. Ever
since, they've imbibed lots of cheap beer, fattened up, and formed this
band to take their revenge.
From the get-go, the Glow Skulls shoot their musical wad and go for broke.
Rapid-fire horn-blasts power the opener "Human Pinata" (think of Chicago's
"25 or 6 to 4" melded together with any Bad Religion song. Disturbing, no?).
Hot on the brass section's heels is the Glow Skulls' anarchic kamikaze
power-chording. The brass-knuckled trombone and trumpet jabs serve as ideal
sparring mates for the fiesty vocals and guitar. Sure, like a million other
punk bands, it's all basically the same old Sabbath shit sped up and played
over and over with minimal deviations. But, for the most part, the Glow
Skulls' punk is energetic enough to make up for a lack of sonic
versatility.
Taking this balls-out approach into account, no self-respecting pin cushion
could rightfully say these beefy guys don't "fuckin' rock." The Glow Skulls'
approach, however, seems to be an increasingly popular one among
semi-hardcore bands. They marry elements of ska, doom-punk guitar, and a
dash of corny Zappa-ish wit to round things out. Oh, and sometimes they're
really angry, too.
Personally, I'd recommend listening to The Band Geek Mafia before a hard
day of cutting class, getting lit on Boone's Farm, taking a Louisville
Slugger to neighborhood mailboxes, and hurling Molotov cocktails in and
around the nearest planned-retirement community. It's a call to arms for
hyper-hormonal suburban kids crowd-surfing through the Cruel Story of
Youth, powered by a surplus of testosterone, tattoos, and Taco Bell. But
hey, better to latch onto this stuff than those horrendous Chumbawamba guys.
And it's all brought to you by the gentle, aging punk provocateurs at Epitaph.
-Michael Sandlin