Kahimi Karie
K.K.K.K.K.
[Le Grand Magistery]
Rating: 4.0
From the Pitchfork Manual of Reviewing Records
APPENDIX V - Use of adjectives and adverbs and other descriptive phrases
You will note that in Chapter 3 we went over common techniques of description and discussed
the use of adjectives and adverbs and how they can help you write more betterly and
effectively, without resorting to run-on aimless sentences that go nowhere and serve only
to make the reader feel like it is just reading something to fill up much needed online
content. For example, let us review a record by Kahimi Karie called K.K.K.K.K.
and throw out some adjectives that might be appropriate.
Cute: In normal parlance, this is considered a positive, indicating some sort of warm fuzziness
that comes from experiencing a certain phenomenon or experience. For example: "Hello, recently
divorced mother of three, those are some 'cute' leather garters you are wearing tonight at the
Horny Toad." In describing music, this is generally a derisive manner of speech. The use of
the word "cute" usually means that the artist lacks range and tries to milk this feeling for
maximum and ultimately unsuccessful effect. For example: Kahimi Karie has the kind of
permanently cute, quiet voice that appeals to those who either a) like Advanced Dungeons and
Dragons, b) grown men who lust after little girls.
Kitsch: An ambiguous word used to describe things that are cheap and tacky, but somehow
intriguing. As in: "Kahimi Karie's songs are kitschy little odes to the nihilistic booty
beauties of the day, like enfant- terrible Harmony Korine."
Japanese: A very specific term, describing people or things who originate from Japan. Be very
careful when using this word. "Kahimi Karie is Japanese. Steve Albini is not Japanese."
French: Usually refers to people or things from France, but can also refer to a peculiar
language spoken or sung by people who wear berets, or Japanese pop singers who want to appear
extra cute or kitschy.
Pooh: Normally and musically, a turd. "Cutesy synth-pop creations like 'What Are You Wearing?'
are sick enough to make any dirty old man make pooh in his pants."
Please feel free to consult editorial staff about any questions you might have.
-Samir Khan