Shelby Bryant
Cloud-Wow Music
[Smells Like]
Rating: 8.2
I'm not sure how California got its reputation as the state with the most
freaks, when anyone who has spent even a little time below the Mason-Dixon
line knows that the South is where the profoundly weird live. For many
years, Tallahassee, Florida had an eccentric named "King Love" who stood on
the corners of busy intersections in full royal accoutrement and danced a
jig while waving homemade signs offering political opinion and messages of
universal love. He also made catcalls at every woman who passed by. The
Southern gentry is, for the most part, surprisingly tolerant of behavior of
this sort.
Case in point: Shelby Bryant lives (and thrives) in Memphis, Tennessee--
a city where rhinestones are legal tender. You might think a place like
Memphis (or really, anyplace, for that matter) would have a hard time
accepting someone as, well, "colorful" as Bryant. And by "colorful," I mean
"completely whacked-out, guitar-eschewing, flower-sniffing,
country-lane-skipping optimistic." But to the world's good fortune, it
seems as though the locals have embraced him as their musical version of
King Love.
Cloud-Wow Music is an infectious blend of 60's/early 70's psychedelia
and bubbly synth-pop. As reminiscent of Zappa at his more playful (i.e.
"Electric Aunt Jemima") as it is the Syd Barrett cult, the album contains
song after song of supreme pop weirdness, replete with endearing amateurisms
like throat-clearing, false starts, and children's covers (remember
"Inchworm?"). It's all far more daring and expansive than his work with
the similarly synth-bent Clears.
Two tracks in, you're treated to "The Walk," the only guitar-oriented song
on the disc and a masterpiece of gentle, mid-fi, mid-tempo absurdism. The
smirking humor present throughout the record is exemplified here with lines
like, "I'm on my way, I'm going over there/ To Mary's/ (Or is it Sherry's?)
house/ I'm going to her house," and, "My pants are tight, my mind is
loose."
After the breezy optimism of "Hello So Fine" and the silly "The Walk," you'd
think you were ready for a song like "Fluxogen/Neverywhere" (if you took a cue
from the title, you'd know better). A synth Doppler effect slowly builds a
chord, one note at a time; when finished, Bryant scribbles over this aural
painting with gulping noises, stretched out through mouth calisthenics to
match the same chord. The soaring melody that soon falls into place is buoyed
by some overdubbed "ah-ohms." And before you can recover from this odd segue,
Bryant hits you with the lyric, "All the estrogen in the universe/ Is singing,
is singing/ And the oxygen in the atmosphere/ Is ringing, is ringing." At
this point, all you can do is giggle like a crazy person. That also happens
to be the correct response.
Later, the slinky, sleazy, moog-centered "Peebly McNownow" succeeds as a
microcosm of the whole album. A left-field libretto is disguised by an
eminently hummable melody and some retro analog synth work. The subtle
assonance of the lyrics is a bonus.
One of the highlights of Cloud-Wow Music is Bryant's cover of cult
legend Daniel Johnston's "Wedding." It's simple and poignant, with his voice
accompanied only by a bingo hall piano, both drowning in natural reverb. "The
Bitter Wind" follows shortly thereafter and manages to out-Elephant 6 any of
the Elephant 6 bands with throwback structure and pop-perfect melodies and
harmonies.
The only nagging question is: how does Bryant's wide-eyed innocence seem
genuine, when most others' attempts at this type of affected silliness come
off as cloying and insufferable (Robert Schneider, I'm looking in your
di-REC-tion)? I have no idea. Maybe because it's genuine. Cloud-Wow
Music takes a ride through Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, with Bryant
donning Gene Wilder's top hat and assuming the role of your trippy-but-wise
guide through technicolor absurdity. Enjoy it, but hang on for dear life,
and don't sample the fizzy lifting drinks.
-John Dark