Jonathan Richman
I'm So Confused
[Vapor]
Rating: 7.2
It's taken 25 years, but the world has finally discovered Jonathan
Richman. Sure, it may seem odd that such an underground hero would get
his break by way of "There's Something About Mary," but believe it
because Richman, the guitar- weilding muse who bridged scenes with his
profoundly simple storytelling, is a "Mary" kind of guy. And he always
has been. Even back when he and the Modern Lovers were applying shades of the
Velvet Underground and the Doors to such classics as "Astral Plane" and
"Pablo Picasso," there was something friendly about Richman. The kicker
was that it was, and still is, genuine friendliness.
Who else could pull off earnest lines like, "We gotta rock at the
government center/ to make the secretaries feel better/ when they put
the stamps on the letter," without getting laughed out of the
underground? Maybe David Byrne, but for all his earnestness, Byrne
is simply a Richman imitator (something the not- so- discerning and
discerning listener alike will realize the minute Richman opens his
mouth). But sincerity can't be imitated.
I'm So Confused is the same old Richman, if a little more
reflective about relationships. During the middle of the album, he goes
through various naive stages of love-- "I'm So Confused," "True Love Is Not
Nice," "Hello From Cupid," "If She Don't Love Me"-- that would make you
think the ol' forty- something was just starting high school in Mayberry.
Even without love, the innocence comes through like a gee-whiz flashback
on "Nineteen In Naples," which features the perfect lyric, "When I was
nineteen I was insecure/ Now ain't that nineteen?/ I was over- intellectual,
that's for sure/ Nineteen in Naples."
Producer Ric Ocasek makes himself known, which is to say that many of
the synth-pop touches sound like the Cars. But with Richman singing and
playing acoustic guitar, it's not pop you're getting-- it's true folk for
the modern age, where thinking about things has superceded doing things.
But Richman's style is so face- value that it takes a certain mood to not
become annoyed occasionally. But the irony of this unironic batch of instant
singalongs is that many who come to Richman by way of "Mary" will write off
I'm So Confused as a kitsch, Stuart Small-ish self- reflection--
complete with the undercurrent of sadness-- when in fact Richman is one of
the most universal guys in music.
You can take "Love Me Like I Love" as a Mister Rogers tune for grownups,
but when Richman sings "I want to open up my lunchbox/ And find a peanut-
butter- jelly sandwich there/ Just like when I was six years old/ And
someone loved me," you can't help realize: that's exactly what everyone
wants.
-Shan Fowler