Winter Blanket
Hopeless Lullaby
[Plow City]
Rating: 6.0
My friend Dan recently told me that, when he was a kid, he was caught stealing
baseball cards at a Wisconsin convenience store. The shop owner offered to not
tell his parents or call the police if he would agree to "work off" his
attempted theft by raking up leaves in front of the place. "That's some
serious midwestern shit," I said. The scenario is so Norman Rockwell-- like
some kind of "Beaver"-esque alternate reality. Or maybe I'm just bitter
that I was fined in excess of $400, then forced to sell half my CD's and get
a job bagging groceries to pay it off the time I was caught stealing. Anyway,
the Winter Blanket is also some seriously midwestern shit. And no, I don't
mean to imply that all things midwestern are corny and hokey; I just want to
invoke a vibe by way of the stereotype.
Within the first five seconds of the first song, you should be reminded of
another, much better midwestern band, and you might even suspect their
involvement. And you'd be right-- that lovably sedative Mormon
husband-wife-pal trio Low are mixed up in this album in countless ways.
Alan Sparhawk produced and recorded the album "in beautiful Duluth, MN,"
while wife Mimi Parker lent her delicate voice to a track called "The
Tired Horse."
Low's influence isn't limited to technical assistance or guest appearances.
Much to the detriment of any possible novelty, Low's presence is all-pervasive
on these eight songs. As slow-core's finest practitioners, Low are the target
to aim for, the hoop to jump through, and the elders to emulate for anyone
prone to writing this sort of music. But while Low do their best work at
10bpm, the same cannot be said for the Winter Blanket.
The album has some nice moments. The opener, "Two Questions," owes less to
the Minnesotan couple than it does to the brothers Kadane. It begins with a
lone acoustic guitar plucking two notes with nothing but Doug Miller's froggy
Bedhead impression over it. Kim Murray (yes, a guy singer and a girl singer)
makes her appearance on verse two, sounding somewhere between a little girl
and a creaky door hinge, though in a pleasant enough way. The nice melody
and understated music is abandoned, however, and the song ends in a wash of
fuzzy, uncompelling chord changes.
"There is Nothing to Worry About" follows directly and comprises one of the
album's better moments, in part because it avoids straight "prettiness" and
flirts with a discomforting, underlying dissonance in its verses. In parts,
it sounds like a mix between Rainer Maria's tone-deaf vocals and early REM
with a stark piano/bass/drum arrangement. "Lies" is one of the more Low-heavy
tracks, and also one of the better. The understated brush-drumming, and hushed
vocals come closer than any other song to Low's contemplative quietude. The
song falters badly when the drum volume is hiked and strange little
piano-driven syncopated sections are dropped in near the song's end.
There's really nothing terrible to say about this album. What is
terrible is that that's the best thing I can say for it. I hope you weren't
expecting a Zen Koan in this review. There's nothing new here, no melodies
to stick in your head, and no tunes that would survive a tempo or format
change the way most of Low's could. Even the album's best track, "Glass
Windows," sounds sterile and borrowed. Perhaps they'll put out a fine album
someday, and make this album the requisite imitate-your-idols stumble on the
way to that great place. Hey, optimists live longer.
-Camilo Arturo Leslie