Tinstar
Dirtybird
[V2]
Rating: 4.9
Ah, the sophomore album, the most crucial of releases. There's always an
inherent sense of suspense involved. Will it let down the fans or convert
the masses? Will it do both? In some cases, it's the sound of a band truly
arriving: The Bends, Dog Man Star, Millions Now Living Will
Never Die. In other cases, it's the sound of wasted potential, like the
Stone Roses' Second Coming. Then, of course, there are the ones that
do absolutely nothing to change your perception of the band, failing to
overcome the feet-finding of the debut.
Tinstar have tried so hard to make that first kind of follow-up-- the kind
that makes the uninitiated stand up and take notice. Instead, they've merely
joined the legions of Pro Tools tweakers and turned up with results best
described in one word: a big, heartfelt, shoulder-shrugging "eh." The band
even removed the space between "tin" and "star" in an attempt to appear
fresh. All this accomplishes is confusion in record bins. It's been two
years since their first full-length, The Thrill Kisser, flew under the
radar, and the trio of vocalist David Tomlinson, guitarist/programmer Tim
Bricheno, and keyboardist/programmer Tim Gordine has made baby steps toward
expanding their sound somewhat in the interim.
Dirtybird opens with ice rink strings before launching into the
unremarkable leadoff track, "The American." With its dopey "Boy gets girl/boy
loses girl" chorus and chugging beats, the song flounders for a few minutes
before finally finding itself with a brief, but soulful harmonica solo. The
title track follows, watering down Beck's sing-speak deadpan by a few fluid
ounces and throwing some Gremlins-esque la-la samples into the mix for
good measure. The dense production and sticky Rhodes piano licks are nice,
but it's not until the heavy dance-rock of "Sunshine" that anything actually
impresses. "Sunshine" opens wide up in the chorus and makes it clear that
these guys can actually kick out the jams when they want to.
"Lolita" exploits Nabokov, but stops far short of literacy. Fortunately,
Tomlinson really lets himself stretch out here, making it abundantly clear
that his broad range and strong vocals are Tinstar's secret weapon. If the
band could only find a way to get more mileage from his talent, they could
actually develop a distinctive sound around him. Instead, they opt for the
full-on Depeche Mode-isms of "Angel of the North." The 10:00 dance party
beats promise to have the kids home by midnight, and the glossy synth sheen
floats by on autopilot.
Up to this point, Dirtybird is really nothing special, but it's at least
totally passable, probably warranting a Pitchfork rating somewhere in the
fives. But then something awful happens. "Pacify" is a horrifying mess of
limp hip-hop beats and ham-fisted, whispered quasi-rapping. The abysmal
chorus can't muster anything better than this: "If I find you, I might
crucify you/ If I find you I might string you up/ You ain't gonna' pacify
me." The second time around, Tomlinson throws in a thoughtful little "fuck
you," before accusing the "motherfuckers" who are apparently trying to
pacify him of "stealing things that don't belong" to them. This stuff
wouldn't even make an elderly Amish woman feel threatened. Oh, and if that's
not bad enough, it's full of vocoders! Is anyone else tired of these damn
things?
The second half of the album finds the band trying to take their sound in
new directions, though I wouldn't recommend they continue in any of them.
Guest drummer Rupert Brown desperately attempts to spice up the lame faux
trip-hop of "Grey Hotel" with a nice Latin groove, but the band just throws
up a wall of standard-fare electronics and hopes for the best. "Why Do You
Love Me?" features another crap chorus in the middle of a sea of boring
speak-singing: "Why do you love me?/ You're so ugly/ Why do you love me?"
Brilliant! The backing vocals offer insight into how "Bombs over Baghdad"
would sound if Outkast had run out of inspiration halfway through recording
Stankonia.
Ultimately, Dirtybird peters out with the treacly ballad "Far Away,"
as Tomlinson waxes Bono over a Songs of Faith and Devotion backdrop.
And this follows a song called "Treacle," which rails against false
sentimentality-- the irony is thick as pea soup! For all their efforts,
Tinstar can't save themselves from their lack of focus. Though it has its
rare moments, Dirtybird ultimately comes off like a birthday party
balloon deflating in a child's bedroom corner, trying to come off like the
Hindenberg exploding at Lakehurst. Oh, the humanity!
-Joe Tangari