Nuzzle
Junk of Myth 92-95
[Zum/Sound on Sound]
Rating: 5.0
The contingent of clergymen, social workers, psychotherapists, and chronic
shoulders-to-cry-on sprinkled throughout the Pitchfork readership
will surely agree with me: confessions can be very embarrassing to witness,
even more so when followed by a chaser of justification. Take, for example,
the following soliloquy from Nuzzle vocalist Andrew Dalton:
"I don't read lyric sheets. They disturb my private understanding of a
record, don't read very well on their own (even while the record is playing,)
and often turn seemingly great lines into bad ones. This is why I didn't
include words on the record. Notice we didn't include a bass tablature either,
and the voice is certainly no more important than the bass, especially in this
band. Ultimately, music is the effect had by the total sound, with the direct
meaning of the words having little to do with the pure pleasure of the
experience."
Candor, as you can plainly see, is very much overrated. While Dalton stops
just shy of tossing in his Rorschach test readings and polygraph print-outs,
he reveals a good deal more than he probably should have. The paragraph
alludes to obvious insecurities about his own lyrics, or conceivably, a
complete lack thereof. Indeed, why bother even writing lyrics when
unintelligible vocals leave so much room for the listener to make up their
own? But Andy doesn't lie; in this band, no one element is any more
important than any other. With the possible exception the sure-footed
drumming, each is equally insipid, and none is any less forgettable than
any other.
Junk of Myth is a monotonous, "Dad, are we there yet"-length
ride through the early years of Nuzzle. It combines their Follow for Now
LP, their three seven-inches, and other previously unreleased songs into one
convenient buffet. The band, from behind the rosiest rose-colored glasses you
ever saw, describe their sound as "landing somewhere between Unwound and early
REM." Had they given themselves any bigger a pat on the back they'd be pricing
shoulder surgery.
The early REM thread is pure distilled fantasy; the Unwound comparison is
closer, but not quite there. Fuzzy guitar cacophony, tom-heavy drumming,
and incomprehensible vocals (by the way, I filled in the most spectacular
lyrics!) fail to elicit more than grimaces and taps of the "skip" button,
even with the occasional quiet interludes. And when Nuzzle does come
through, every now and infrequent then, with their propulsive, almost pretty
moments, the songs are utterly devoid of the inimitable, keenly off-kilter
musicality of Unwound or, for that matter, the scrappy pop sensibility of
early REM.
The only notable moments that come to mind (we'll leave the Ewok sample out of
it) are two occasions where the band departs from their bad Unwound mimicry
to try their hand at equally bad Nirvana or Sonic Youth impressions. But more
than any other, the album's best moment was the tell-tale zzzwip sound
informing me that the CD had run its course. While anyone who composes music
and puts it out for dissection is due some respect, the nicest thing I can
really say is that Nuzzle's early work is inoffensive, unoriginal, and
thoroughly inessential. Oh yeah, and grungy.
-Camilo Arturo Leslie