Nigo
Ape Sounds
[Mo'Wax]
Rating: 7.2
In the matter of Nigo, DJ Kudo, et al. v. PITCHFORKMEDIA.COM, the
findings of The Court on this day, the twenty-fifth of September
in the two-thousandth year of Our Lord, read as follows:
Whereas the illustrations on Ape Sounds'
packaging, including the longheaded, wingspan-eared and triangular-
limbed futuristic alien figure, were created by Futura 2000, and
Whereas the album was likewise released by
the label Mo'Wax, and
Whereas it was the result of an overarching
productive and creative duo, and
Whereas the cast of contributors included
Mo'Wax founder Mr. James Lavelle, among others, Ape Sounds
will officially be assessed in light of UNKLE's 1998 release,
Psyence Fiction.
But,
Whereas Nigo, one-half of the collaborative
duo, is the creator of "A Bathing Ape," not an independent Japanese
record label, but rather an independent Japanese clothing line,
and
Whereas his collaborative partner is Mr. DJ
Kudo of Tokyo, who is not Mr. DJ Shadow of San Francisco, and
Whereas the album does not feature contributions
by Mr. Thom Yorke, Mr. Richard Ashcroft, Mr. Mike Diamond, or the
aforementioned Mr. Shadow, but rather features artists such as Mr.
Money Mark, Mr. Ben Lee, Mr. Cornelius and the aforementioned Mr.
Lavelle, as well as less prominent, but nonetheless possibly talented
artists whom this author found it difficult to find information about
despite the existence of a world-wide Internet, and thus gave up due
to lack of time and energy, and
Whereas the Chinese orchestration on the first
full track, "Kung Fu Fightin," is rather clichéd, what with the Asian
fighting sounds, as well as the gongs, chimes, kokyu and other
instruments this author knows not the names of, but nonetheless finds
soothing despite monotonous chanting vocals by Mr. Tycoon Tosh, who
sounds like Mr. Tricky on a particularly exhausting day, and
Whereas "A Simple Song," the first of two Mr.
Money Mark tracks, lives up to its title, given the la-la'ing of Mr.
Mark in the intro, soon accompanied by a leisurely clavinet, and, so
I'm told, a solina, pianica and EMS (though this author could not draw
such instruments, even if threatened with disbarment), yet the author
acknowledges the guitar's "wa-wa" effects later on, and that "A Simple
Song" is the song's only true lyric, and
Whereas this is a dramatic change of style and
pace from the previous track, thus slightly upsetting the author and
his fragile physical state, and
Whereas "Monster," the Mr. Cornelius-produced
track, is thankfully in keeping with "A Simple Song," at least initially,
first offering all things simple, the acoustic guitar working nicely
against the soft electric chords, but then later breaking out and
receding, and over again a few times in typical soft verse/hard chorus
fashion, offering a new sound for each new round, all with Julia
Ferreira's pleasant vocals, which are neither poignant nor vapid, and
Whereas the album moves on to "Too Much," which
keeps it too simple, for it dawdles for over a minute and a half, but
this is to be expected of Mr. Shawn Lee, who, hot off his work playing
bass for the Spice Girls, plays three instruments here: bass, guitar and
drums, and when Ms. Karime Kendra begins singing, "Maybe I talk too much,"
in talky Tina Turner fashion, the author thought it was a distinct
possibility, and by the time she actually sang, all interest had already
been lost, and,
Whereas the author must admit to falling for the pure
pop of Mr. Ben Lee on "Free Diving," with its bouncy, Beach Boys-esque
organ, synth blips, and Mr. Lee's pure, yet distinct voice, though the
author doesn't believe Mr. Lee when he sings, gleefully, "I feel violent,"
and
Whereas "The Very Urgent Dub" is neither urgent nor
a particularly convincing reggae dub, though the author acknowledges that
Mr. Mark probably acted facetiously in titling the song, and
Whereas "March of the General," for which James Lavelle
lends his services, is the only track with the aggression, immediacy and
sense of foreboding of the tracks on Psyence Fiction, as well as
being the only true beat-driven track, the others being too generally upbeat
or laid-back to be called anything other than what the author has already
called them, and
Whereas "Jet Set" sounds like an already bad punk song
being covered by Mr. Cornelius, whom this author thinks is not very good when
dealing with said genre, and
Whereas the final track is a seven minute-plus reprise
of the album's worst track, "Too Much," which itself is eight minutes long,
and
Whereas the tag on the creative, flimsy package easily
rips upon usage, Ape Sounds will not live up to its comparison with
Psyence Fiction, though its commendable effort is duly noted for the
record.
-Ryan J. Kearney Esq.
#49261