Mark Never
Afternoon Drift, Cold Shoulders
[Screw Music Forever]
Rating: 7.0
I've always really loathed that most common rock criticism crutch: "This band
sounds like that band crossed with that other band." Even when writers
try to fire up the creativity by throwing prepositional phrases like "on
acid" or "in a fight with" into the mix, it remains forced at best, and
ridiculous at worst. In my short time at Pitchfork, I've done my best
to avoid this.
The fundamental problem with this device is that you have to give the reader
too much credit. Now, I'm not calling you ignorant (or, at least, no more
ignorant than I am). But it's comparable to looking up a term in the
dictionary and finding a single-word definition. A word you don't understand.
My hyper-abridged and space-conscious old student dictionary provides a handy
example:
furze -- n. gorse.
See what I mean? At that point, I'm almost reluctant to look up "gorse"
for fear of a circular definition.
Lucky for me, Mark Never's music doesn't really sound like anyone crossed
with anyone else. On acid, doing gymnastics, or otherwise. Afternoon
Drift, Cold Shoulders is the bipolar debut from this Tampa Bay-based
performance artist. It's a fungal and even mix of half spacy instrumentals,
half European bistro trad. The ingredients in this batter are bathtub synth,
unabashed poeticism, reedy, squeezebox-like things, and the odd, affected
German accent. The result is a discful of soft and galactic music. Toy
electronica, queer vaudeville, drone. Lucky for you.
"1)" and "Carnival in the Stars" are complementary slow-motion themes.
Serene and spacious, they evoke astronaut ballets and rotating, malevolent
space stations. The playful "Bullfrog" sports mythic lyrics-- "He swallows
the sun/ And spits back out the sun as the moon--" reminiscent of Indian
mythology, sung in the most hammy, irreverent tones Never can muster. The
cheesy crooning and concertinas give the track a provincial tone. In the
samba-esque "Like Iguanas" and "Coffee and Oranges," Never gleefully continues
with the Old World assimilations. Of course, it's pretty obvious throughout
these folky numbers that he's nothing more than a tourist on the Continent;
a bawdy, crass American.
On Afternoon Drift's sour tracks, Never sounds like just a guy with
too much free time on his hands. He ventures into King Missile territory
in "Haiku Winter-time" with disastrous results-- atrocious haikus monotoned
to crashing drums and faux-string flourishes fade in and out. But the entire
three-song centerpiece of the album, beginning with "Drifting for Practice
Space," is an exercise is patience. Never's musical indulgences briefly become
childish rather than childlike, and the listener is thrust into the role of
long-suffering, patient parent.
But occasionally this experimentalism works, as in the tight-lipped
storytime of "The Island Stayed True." Vivid Peter Pan dreamery is
recited atop quivering synthesizers. The short "Water Cooler" pulses along
on a single meditative keyboard chord resulting in gentle, throbbing peace.
"Starlight/Pine Trees" and "Cricket Violin" are Siamese twin songs, filmic
in the darkest Disney sense. Eerie and beautiful instrumental twinkling
stands ungarnished.
For the warped and weird, Never's their goofy bard. I tend to agree with
his self-assessment: when the avant is reined in (common) or used
successfully (less common), Afternoon Drift, Cold Shoulders is "a
whispery gem."
-John Dark