(International) Noise Conspiracy
Survival Sickness
[Burning Heart/Epitaph]
Rating: 4.2
The following is an excerpt from the advice column of Mr. Dennis Lyxzen,
singer of The (International) Noise Conspiracy, translated from Swedish:
Dear Mr. Lyxzen,
I have bad corns on my feet. I have tried all the recommended creams,
medicines, and even acupuncture. These corns scare my children and keep up
my wife at night. If they don't get better, she is going to leave me. How
do I get rid of them? Help. Axel, Axvall
Dear Axel,
These "corns" on your feet serve as a microcosm of the tools the ruling
elite use to destroy the potential of the proletariat artist. They are a
testament to the fact that the ordinary worker suffers at the hands of the
elite's brutish corporations. Stop sustaining the system! Liberate
yourself from societal boundaries and you shall truly be free. Solidarity.
Dennis
Dear Mr. Lyxzen,
Your singing for the Refused was rad. My friends and me thought all that
political talk was so neat. I even went to the mall to buy an anarchy
patch. It was expensive, but so worth it! Anyway, is your new band as cool
as the Refused? I hope so because you rule! Erik, Saltsjo-Boo
Dear Erik,
Music is nothing but an abstraction of an old and dull idea of bourgeois
self-realization, the self-made success of the creative artist, thus leaving
the rest to choke in the dust, settled to consume "creativity" in a boring
package. Dennis
Whoa! Did I just see what I think I saw? The last response you read was
not a pathetic attempt by the author to belittle the (International) Noise
Conspiracy and their politics; rather, it actually appears verbatim in the
liner notes of Survival Sickness. The irony is, this album all but
defines the "boring package" the Conspiracy is so adamant in destroying.
Musically, the Noise Conspiracy seems content to rehash the mod sound into
the same predictable ruts and and chord progressions honed by countless
others. "The Reproduction of Death" and "Smash It Up" plead to be anything
by the Make-Up. How revolutionary is a band that constantly retreats into
standard verse/chorus routine? Oh, wait, I must be wrong since "the lyrics
all have to fit into the limits of the song, thus making them objects to
issues like rhythm, rhyme and length, making the words one-dimensional and
hallow of sorts."
This kind of excuse is a thumb-in-the-eye of all musical innovation. Just
because these guys haven't created their own unique sound doesn't mean they
should downplay the accomplishments of others. Have they heard the latest
from Modest Mouse? Does the name Radiohead ring a bell? If you enjoy the
pedantic babbling of some pseudo-intellectual anarchist know-it-alls, consider
this album your new bible. The rest of us will wait for something better.
-Adam Ohler