hollAnd
Drums EP
[pulCec/Darla]
Rating: 8.5
Sometimes I like it hard and quick. "Give it to me," I pant, only wanting
the fast pleasure that so few can give. And, almost invariably, I am
disappointed, as he or she (or they) continues to pound away for far too
long, on occasion lasting over an hour, or, very rarely, tooling on for the
maximum time allowed in such matters, a sore and throbbing 74 minutes. Why
can't I find someone, or a bunch of someones, who knows how do it right
and/or tight, bringing me to the peak tout suite and leaving me asking
for an encore?
Or maybe I should ask, why couldn't I before this point? Because I think I
have finally found my man. His name is Trevor, and he and I and his little
release are very happy together. Don't misinterpret me; his release is only
little in terms of length. About 12 minutes long, if you really want to
know. And before you say, "Why you goin' with a man who's got such a short
unit?" allow me to remind you that it is not the length that matters when a
guy is trying to shift his units; it's the girth. And my man Trevor has got
girth to spare. Mmmmmm.
The thickest portion of his "piece of art," as I like to call it, definitely
lies in the way he uses vintage synths. In fact, besides his ever-present
and oh-so-reassuring rhythmic drum thumps and the way he coos in my ear,
nearly every sound made when we get together is that of a synth. The tickling
melody leads, the manly rhythm chords, and the hot, yet sensitive basslines
all roll together into this kind of crackling, steamy new wave stew, crawling
down that taut line between slightly kinky indie-electro-pop and its darker,
nastier cousin, the 80's re-hash. Somehow, though, he never crosses the line
either way, preferring instead to keep to what the poets call "the middle way,"
and what I call a backdoor to my heart.
He starts by talking about death. Doesn't seem very exciting, I know, but
when his pitch raises on the phrase, "Give no-one/ A hard one," I don't want
him to give it to anyone else. And then I swear he's telling death to both
suck him and cure him, and making it seem like the two acts are inextricably
linked. Okay, so he can be sort of weird, but he does know how to soothe me.
In the second position, we have the aptly named "Tranquilizer," which beats
along nicely to begin with, then hits a really chunky keyboard groove, while
Trevor sings to me, "Tranquilizer/ Tranquilize you," then starts talking about
things which are oval, like tranquilizer pills and windows and, occasionally,
mouths. Well, he doesn't mention that last one explicitly, but he and I both
know that some things are better left unsaid.
Then we get into the "White-Hot Minimal," and that title is apt, as this is
where it really does get hot. "I was telling you off/ But now I'm trying to
get off/ On you/ Off you/ You make me ache." Damn, boy! Keep that shit
coming! And I love when he brings in those ladies to back him up. They add
the sweetest touch, and they sparkle during "Sparks," a hard-driving two
minutes which always make me feel a little nostalgic for the dalliance I had
with Mark Robinson's post-Unrest efforts. The difference, here, though, is
that while Mark always seemed to be straining to please me, Trevor can do it
without looking like he's trying. Of course, that can also be a little
unsettling, as I can never really tell whether he cares about me; "I can get
a flash of/ My hand on your/ Backside now," he sings, like he's memorized my
posterior, and can now call it up anytime without the benefit of my presence.
He gives me no guarantees.
It would almost be too much for me to take, if he didn't then look into my
"American Eyes" and deliver the most perfect organ-squeezing melody of the
night, and the words that he knows I want to hear: "So fucked up/ This
future/ Let's run away/ Let's go to bed." I realize, for the first time, that
we haven't yet been together on a bed, and how odd that would normally seem,
but also how, this time, I just don't mind. When we get there, he stops
singing for a minute and plays with his instrument, calling it his "Ambient"
time, and, although it really isn't ambient in our conventional genre
understanding of the word as "ethereal and quiet," it does fit the dictionary
definition of "surrounding and encircling." In fact, under that definition,
our whole experience together was ambient. I never knew how much I liked
ambiance until I got to know Trevor.
Maybe I should tell you what I like best about my man. It could be his
experience; he perfected his technique on the mean indie streets under the
name of See Saw or Sea Saw, depending on who you ask; he worked in the booths
of True Love Always, the Lilys, and Bonny Billy; and Drums is not his
first "hollAnd" effort, nor will it be his last. It could be how he gives me
what I want: that fast, fat fifth-hour of funk. But, in truth, what I really
like best about him is how he wraps it, and me, all up. His drums kick in for
the last time, and he tells me all about my favorite subject: me.
"Your face/ Your tongue/ Your brain/ So active/ You're all I want now." And
I don't care if he's lying. He just has to keep saying those words, and I'll
let him run out his short time. And then I'll do what I do with so few of my
musical loves these days: I'll ask him to start over. And he will, because
he is perfect and unquestioning, and because I hold his remote control unit
in my hand. Synth me, baby, one more time.
-Jonny Pietin