Herbert
Bodily Functions
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Rating: 8.8
Even your pet rock recognizes how swiftly house music plummets into formula.
Let's consider the choon of 2000, Hatiras' "Spaced Invader." Beginning with
a Todd Terry-ish rhythm loop, the track discloses its two tropes pitifully
soon after. Trope one: the EQ rush (the section of a woeful number of
records wherein all sound is muffled, and then rushes back into hi-fi
clarity). Trope two: Atari video game melody. Actually, to use the term
"melody" would be pushing it a bit, in this case-- the synthline that
masquerades as a melody is more similar to the beeps that "Super Breakout"
makes if you bust down walls every 40 seconds. And while being an
accomplished "Super Breakout" player does not earn you bonus points on
college applications, it does give you more kudos in certain social groups
than being a renowned master in, say, booger-rolling. Anyway, video game
noises in house music records are universally boring.
In opposition to such facile crowd-pleasing tactics, another school of house
music has arisen, and may be termed "the Real House music movement." These
producers and DJs are usually a reactionary bunch who prefer the good ol'
daze when Marshall Jefferson still ruled Ten City and Larry Heard
righteously slapped down Lucifer during the "Can You Feel It" sermon.
Notable Real House music mavens, such as Francois Kervorkian and Joe
Claussell, have made commendable efforts to introduce Fela Kuti's Afrobeat
and Cesaria Evora's Cape Verdean fados into their Body and Soul sessions.
Regrettably, a facile bandwagoning wing of this school is content to wear
out the grooves of EBTG vs. Soul Vision's officially released bootleg
"Tracy in my Room," Negrocan's "Cada Vez" and St. Germain's "Rose Rouge."
Real House music also manifests boring tendencies.
UK house and techno bod Matthew Herbert is here to save us. His house music
inclines to the Real school, but commendably avoids all the hempy acid-jazz
baggage and Madame Jo Jo's deep funk obscurantisms. Instead, Herbert's house
is built on fractures, the shingling of cracks, clicks, and mistakes, and
his partner's gorgeously melancholic torch song voice.
For the foundation of Bodily Functions, Herbert has taken the title
of his Tresor mix disc, Let's All Make Mistakes, quite to heart. In
fact, he's developed a ten-point manifesto outlining his Personal Contract
for the Composition of Music (PCCOM) that succinctly incorporates his
Manifesto of Mistakes.
Important PCCOM doctrinal points are as follows:
Only sounds that are generated at the start of the compositional
process or taken from the artist's own previously unused archive
are available for sampling. The use of, ordering and manipulation
of noise-sound/found-sound is to be held as the highest priority
in composition. (tenet 2)
The sampling of other people's music is forbidden. (tenet 3)
No replication of traditional acoustic instruments is allowed
where the financial and physical possibility of using the real ones
exists. (tenet 4)
The inclusion, development, propagation, existence, replication,
acknowledgement, patterns and beauty of what are commonly known as
accidents, is encouraged. Furthermore, they have equal rights
within the composition as deliberate, conscious, or premeditated
compositional actions or decisions. (tenet 5)
In restricting the sampling of other music, tenet 3 compels Herbert to
originality; tenet 4 prioritizes the sonic aura that acoustic instruments
lose when crudely digitized; and tenet 5 acknowledges that unintended sounds
may be essential emergent properties of the creative process. In tenet 5,
Herbert doesn't go as far as William Burroughs did in explaining that his
cut-ups and novels were the pressures of a demon external to him. So we
know that while Herbert may be a wee bit Benedictine in his rules, he's
not a paranoid conspiracy junkie nut. And on the clear evidence of
Bodily
Functions, these rules have gamely assisted Herbert and his collaborators
to realize an undeniably beautiful artwork.
"The Last Beat" moves away from the random scattering of glitches into a
Savannah, mint-julep-sipping afternoon slow waltz with Dani Siciliano posing
unanswered questions ("Are you dreaming me?/ Is this feeling you?") to an
unheard, unseen dancing partner. The graciously restrained piano chords and
Barry Guy-like acoustic bass remain aloof, allowing Siciliano's vocals to
be the focus of our attention. Yet, her questions are posed to us, and
we're unable to grant her a single reply. Enhancing the song, Herbert's
close miking of Siciliano's voice permits us to approach a contact point
with her breath-- one of her/our bodily functions.
The duet "You Saw It All" is contrastingly definite ("And though I may
never see/ All that you did/ Promise me nothing more/ You saw it all") as
Luca Santucci in a mixture of plaintive and resolute tones remonstrates
with Siciliano, whose one rejoinder is "you saw it all." This, of course,
makes his gaze the authoritative version, and extinguishes her own view of
the relationship. "Suddenly" begins as a house version of a Boomerang-era
Creatures marimba ballad, but closes with a primed-for-Twilo tribal stomp
dusted with clicks and an occasional soft piano chord every bit as sonorous
and insistent as a Sunday morning church bell.
There's nothing smooth about the languid, yearning instrumental "About This
Time Each Day," in which Siciliano relates a haiku-brief story with her
clarinet, as Phil Parnell's piano overrides her narrative. "I Know" drives
like a Dave Holland Quartet piece, as uncovered in one of Jan Jelinek's
loop-finding-jazz-records.
Beginning with another barely audible element (this mechanical churning
noise is, in fact, the sound of a mouse attempting escape from a garbage
can in Herbert's studio-- how about that for adhering to PCCOM tenet 5? ),
"Addiction" peaks with Siciliano's lachrymose delivery of "Just as I think
it's done/ You're there/ Darkening the sun." Herbert, once again the apogee
of restraint, maintains the vocals' prominence by assuring that the Rhodes
piano, the bass, and the percussion (this time an organized array of
smashing glass bottle sounds) are more like suspicions than presences.
"Leave Me Now" entwines two Siciliano vocals, mimicking the conflict
internal to this duet: "Still don't know me/ (Tell me what you need)/ Each
roll over/ It's so over/ Can't console me." Herbert sets these words amid
a sparse click track tenderly augmented with a nearly inaudible synth pad
and an occasional piano chord. This song, like the others (don't call them
"tracks") is jazz, set in a house framework. Only Ludovic Navarre's St.
Germain project has successfully negotiated the perils of this type of
jazz, but without the immense benefit of a vocalist-- let alone a vocalist
as affecting as Dani Siciliano. How far Siciliano has climbed from the
cutesy Roisin Murphy-isms of Herbert's last offering, Around the House.
Herbert's incorporating of found sounds could easily have led him into
novelty. To more transcendent effect than Matmos' use of surgical sounds
on A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure, Herbert's found sounds are
without referential baggage. Had I not learnt about the pail-breaking mouse
on "Addiction," my best guess for the source would have been a turning
tumble-dryer. In this reference-free manner of sound appropriation, Herbert
mimics in sound what he's achieved in his lyrics.
While Herbert's website espouses an overtly political message to them, the
lyrics are ambiguous and indefinite. They are the all-but-blank canvas upon
which each listener will form his or her own conclusion. Whether you
conclude that "Leave Me Now" is about global warming or your pestering
mother-in-law is utterly your call to make. This ambiguity is going to
infuriate the literal minded, but by the inclusion of this blurriness,
Herbert has distinguished himself from house music producers whose vocalists
trill trite slogans of self-actualization.
Bodily Functions so effectively destroys every house music cliché,
from which ever school, that my Romantic self wishes just to call this
album "high art." Bodily Functions is far and away the only
jazz-informed house music album you'll ever need. I don't think what
Herbert and his collaborators have achieved can soon be bested. We can
only say huge prayers that other producers will be inspired to deliver
this cripplingly banalized genre from its pestilent self, and slap down
Lucifer once again.
-Paul Cooper