Groop Dogdrill
Half Nelson
[Mantra/Beggars Banquet]
Rating: 8.0
I suspect, and this is just a wild, random guess, that the Groop Dogdrill album
came to yours truly because of a love of professional wrestling. I see the
brain trust at Pitchfork World Headquarters (a palatial corporate complex,
by the way) going through this month's assignments deciding who gets what.
"Okay," proclaims Mr. Ryan, lord and despotic ruler of the Pitchfork empire.
"The only thing left to assign is... Half Nelson by the illustrious
rock trio Groop Dogdrill. Who gets it? I know, I'll give it to that Duane
guy. He likes wrestling. Maybe he'll make some goofy Hulk Hogan references."
"Yeah," replies a corporate underling. "The kids today eat up that wrestling
stuff. Look at all the "Stone Cold" Steve Austin t-shirts out on the streets."
Actually, a lot of parallels can be drawn between Groop Dogdrill and
wrestling. For instance, hard rock and heavy metal was big in the mid-to-late
1980s, just like pro wrestling. Said musical style went into decline in the
early to mid '90s, just like wrestling. And now, wrestling has made a
comeback. Can hard rock be far behind?
Groop Dogdrill is promoted as a punk band, but they've got more in common with the
glam- inspired British metal bands of the early '80s. You remember-- those bands
like Judas Priest and Accept that spearheaded the rise of metal as a viable
form of pop music. And-- no surprise, here-- after just a few tracks into
Half Nelson, it's obvious what these kids grew up listening to.
Yet another parallel: like the great professional wrestlers, such as The Rock,
Stone Cold and New Age Outlaws, Groop Dogdrill has a swagger-- a strut, if you
will. In the tradition of good old heavy metal, these boys have balls and
they aren't afraid to swing 'em around. Check out the words of "Gentleman's
Soires" or "Silver Boots;" it's testosterone at its strongest dilution. They
know all the chords and all the cliches, but Groop Dogdrill makes them sound
new and refreshing because they're having fun doing what they wanna be doing.
So, let Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam sing their idealistic tripe. And in the
meantime, put on your Steve Austin t-shirt, flip your boss the bird, and have
some good, old- fashioned, ass- whoopin' time. 'Cuz Stone Cold said so!
-Duane Ambroz