Goober Patrol
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Drunk
[Fat Wreck Chords]
Rating: 6.0
Self- deprecating irony can only be taken so far. Consider, for example, a team of
British hooligans by the name of Goober Patrol and their latest international
offering, The Unbearable Lightness of Being Drunk. Even the most critically-
minded among us, upon considering both band and album titles, probably wouldn't
expect any groundbreaking perceptions of the world to be offered by this crew. The
title of the album's first track, "1000th Beer," solidifies these suspicions even
further. "Great, more songs about beer bongs and sphincter fallout, just the sort
of thing missing from my life," I mistakenly think aloud; my roommates run upstairs
before I get a chance to explain myself, so left alone, I decide to spin the Goobers,
anticipating what hate- filled words I will use to describe their vapid brand of punk
excess to the loyal Pitchfork multitude.
Well, I'll be darned. These boys have brains! Upon closer consideration, an album
title that parodies an acclaimed literary work (Milan Kundera's The Unbearable
Lightness of Being) should have been my first tip-off that these boys had
concerns beyond what hue their drunken- induced vomiting would produce if they mixed
prune juice with their lagers. "1000th Beer" isn't an alcoholic fantasy, it's a
proclamation of the speaker's desire to progress in life: "I've got to move/ I can't
stagnate/ the lure of fresher paths awaits."
The rightful stage has been set, the true yearnings of the band have been revealed.
As they state in "I Forget Your Name," "We punch the air/ Punk poetry/ But it takes
more than hollow anthems to make me sing." Living up to their words, the band uses
their lyrical forum to offer something substantially more than "hollow anthems."
These are thoughtful punks, indeed. They can be downright witty at times, too. I'm
quite tickled by one of the song titles in this respect, a song entitled "Nothing Can
Go Wrogn." (Get it?)
The band's music isn't quite as praiseworthy, though the album contains its share of
notable moments. When they're at their best, Goober Patrol are reminiscent of an
angrier and noisier Jawbreaker, strong yet thought- provoking. "Not That Shrewd" is
a strong representation of the band's greatest talents, but unfortunately, its
incidents are rare compared to the more abrasive and frequently unintelligible
rantings showcased elsewhere in the album.
Nevertheless, Goober Patrol have been figured out for the intelligent chumps they
truly are. It's a shame some people won't get beyond their false appearances long
enough to discover this truth.
-Kevin Ruggeri