Mike G
Sugar Daddy
[See-Thru Broadcasting]
Rating: 5.9
I've always considered myself a fairly well-behaved human being. I always hold
doors for people. I give up my seat to old ladies on the bus. And, until a few
minutes ago, I rarely experienced moments of childish perversion. Unfortunately,
my disappointment with the relative decency of Mike G's Sugar Daddy has
shattered my illusions of being a truly decent person. Dammit.
I can't be blamed for expecting Sugar Daddy to be a sexually charged
release (so to speak). Aside from the fact that "Mike G's Sugar Daddy"
sounds like a '70s porno flick, the record has songs titled "Clothing Store
Girl," "Anything You Want," "Asian Girl," "I'm So into You," and, perhaps
most suggestive of all, "Plastic Monkeys." But while, at first glance,
Sugar Daddy appears to be an over-the-top, raunchy romp, it isn't
quite the decadent, morally absent record I was hoping for.
It did take me a while to figure this out. "Clothing Store Girl," with its
plucked bass, smoky lounge fuzz, and deceivingly skit-like female vocal intro,
suggested that Sugar Daddy would draw from Zappa, Ween, and New Wet
Kojak. Sadly, my assumption was more than a little bit wrong. While both of
the record's opening tracks kick off with some serious walking bass grooves,
a suspicious resemblance to labelmates Enon surfaces as the songs progress.
The garbage can percussion and jumbled breakbeats could have been lifted
directly off Believo! And for all I know, they were.
To make matters worse, the album's lyrics, potentially so rife with delectable
perversion, quickly degenerate to moronic goofiness. "Asian Girl," aside from
containing the typical Asian musical stereotype of pentatonic scales and plucked
harmonics, sports the chorus, "She is Asian/ I'm Caucasian/ Asian Girl."
Thankfully, the song is also very, very short.
As for "Plastic Monkey," its lyrics are surprisingly inane and contrived. But it's
appropriate, I guess, considering that it employs one of the most tired,
uninventive chord structures in the history of rock music. Four chords, a guitar,
and a harmonica may have been considered interesting 35 years ago, but I'd like to
think we've evolved since Herman's Hermits.
Still, there's a certain appeal to the record. Mike G's attempts at "smooth
talking" might be embarrassingly awkward, but they drip with irony. And hearing
somebody whine, "Can I be your sugar daddy?" with no hint of assertiveness can
be remarkably endearing. Still, aside from a few thematic differences, Mike G
is covering territory that's already been strip-mined to the point of exhaustion.
It seems logical enough to me-- great steps forward in songwriting are seldom made
by people who express sentiments like, "I think I dress cool/ She picks out clothes
that I don't even like/ But I buy them to make her happy."
-Matt LeMay