Czech
World Mad
[Deluxe/Shadow]
Rating: 2.7
Sophistication is a huge bear trap. The flesh- stripping, bone- crunching jaws of this shiny
snare couldn't have clamped onto a band more worthy of being so caught. See, the members of
the German band Czech are wholly guilty of overproduction, frivolous ostentation, and
widespread, directionless farting around. World Mad is a trip-hop album, naturally.
Oh shit. Here I so wearily tread, once again down that sludgy path so deeply furrowed by my
tattered boots. Czech have done well to fuse the abrasive solitude of trip-hop with the power-
chord wankery of 80's pop. The result is that World Mad has all the relevance and
vitality of T'Pau's Bridge of Spies. Surely, the band must have had many stylistic
devices to run roughshod over and a lot of conventions to subvert. Yeah, right. How much of
a clot does one have to be to churn out an album as histrionic as this? All said clot needs
is studio time, a band of annoying vocalists, a funkless German rapper, an engineer intrigued
by the endless possibilities of using patch chords as some sort of plumage display, and a
keyboardist who finds the warmth and shelter of the studio to be far more appealing than the
Hannover street corner where the engineer found him slumped in a piss pool of his very own
micturation.
By collecting as many ill- mannered types, you too could scribble down lyrics as weighty and
laughable as, "You looked sad/ When you went mad," and con a record label (try Shadow-- they
seem to be pretty easily duped) into releasing your wretched attempt at artistic expression.
But then again, you would suffer the indignity of being loathed. Or misunderstood. Or simply
years ahead of your time. Of course, if Czech feel misunderstood or temporally displaced,
their delusion is far greater than World Mad would have us believe.
Shun sophistication! Eschew obfuscation! Avoid this disc, please.
-Paul Cooper