Clientele
A Fading Summer EP
[March]
Rating: 5.0
Recently, without a shred of guilt, I plundered my mom's record collection.
She hadn't listened to them for years, maybe even decades; I can't say for
sure because I've never heard her play one of them. Since she never noticed
when I made off with her record player, I knew she wouldn't miss the records,
either. And she hasn't yet. I didn't end up with a particularly stellar batch,
but what did I expect? This was the collection of a woman who, when asked
where she was during Woodstock, proclaimed, "I was busy being married." And
now she's busy being two years late on the Cuban jazz trend.
So what did I get? More Stan Getz, Leonard Bernstein and Nat King Cole albums
than I know what to do with. But I also came away with plenty of recognizable
rock albums from the sixties and seventies, albeit of the mellow variety. Joan
Baez, the Mamas and the Papas, Simon and Garfunkel... they're all there. So,
just for fun-- and for something new to listen to-- I've been subjecting myself
to Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme and If You Can Believe Your
Eyes and Ears.
Which is why I thought I'd made a mistake after inserting the Clientele's
American debut, A Fading Summer EP. Analog hiss. A two-note bassline.
A lazy, out-of-tune guitar rolling over itself. "The receiver must still be on
Phono," I thought. But no, there it was on CD, and 13½ minutes ticking off the
disc changer's LCD. The fey British-accented vocals and First Drumbeat Ever
Invented almost forced a double-take. "And when I see your Southern eyes it
turns my laughter into stone," sings Alasdair Maclean. Or at least I think
that's what he said: the hiss, slight distortion and echo (a contrived attempt
at a dated sound?) make deciphering the lyrics a fit job for Classical
linguists working on Linear A.
Following "An Hour Before the Light," which first appeared exclusively on a 7",
"Driving South" is one of two previously unreleased tracks on this four-song
output by the London-based trio. The sparse accompaniment and hiss remain,
but the forward thrust that propelled the opening number seems mysteriously
absent during these Simon and Garfunkel-esque verses. Fortunately, the chorus
picks up a bit, even if it does incorporate a shameless lift from "Dear
Prudence": instead of, "The sun is up/ The sky is blue/ It's beautiful/ And
so are you/ Dear Prudence," we're offered, "Shopping lists/ Ephemera/ Beneath
the silent Kingston stars/ You know." Sound awkward on paper? It's no better
coming out of your speakers.
The other unreleased track, "Bicycles," is even less substantial. Every time
I try and describe the sound, the words drift off the page. Imagine Guided by
Voices, circa 1994, without the hooks. And the lyrics are unbearably
dreamy; is there a more forced, faux-'60s opening line than, "Bicycles have
drifted through these leaves still wet with rain"? Or how about, "I remember
one Sunday, riding in through the gate/ Three balloons in the white sky,
1978?" If this song were a person, it'd be getting its ass kicked by its older
brother, Pink Floyd's "Bike," a track barely strong enough to wrestle Nick
Drake to the ground.
The final track, "Saturday," was released in Japan, where it should have
stayed. But it floated up into the jet stream and now we have to deal with it,
too. Taxi lights in someone's eyes, a carnival in the rain, "the evening
hanging like a dream"-- someone needs to anchor this hot-air balloon before
it flies too close to the sun. Oops, too late.
I don't want to be misleading. The Clientele sound quite nice, hiss and all.
Unfortunately, as when trying to find a girlfriend, "nice" only goes so far--
there are weightier issues to deal with, like slow pace, imitation and
escapism. In other words, some summers end with a halt. Others fade, and then
pass without notice. The Clientele have accurately captured the mood of the
latter, but they've also forgotten how one feels after an indistinct summer:
it's like it never happened.
-Ryan Kearney