Cadallaca
Introducing Cadallaca
[K]
Rating: 7.8
Me vs. Corin Tucker
Category 1: Style
Me: Sloppy hair, skinny ass, horrible posture. Known to be unshaven at
times. Paint my fingernails, badly.
Corin Tucker: Well- styled bowl cut, ample posterior protection, excellent
posture (especially rock posture in the the venerable Sleater-Kinney).
Don't know if she paints her fingernails, but if she did, they'd probably be
perfect.
Category 2: Career
Me: Bureaucrat. Dabble in class- conscious teenage poetry. Check out my
chapbook (I got lots of copies), entitled "She Left Me Standing With the
Anchovies in the Pizza... God I Hate Anchovies."
Corin Tucker: Rock Capital Fucking Star. Once led the proto riot-grrl band
Heavens to Betsy. Now fronts the deleriously great Sleater-Kinney, which
serves as an outlet for both her rock- out energy and her unique,
introspective lyrics. Also stars as "Kissy" (along with "Dusty" and
"Junior") in the garage- rock combo Cadallaca and rocks ass.
Category 3: High- Placed Friends
Me: Once knew the daughter of Manitoba premier Gary Filmon. Once sat on a
public toilet that may have been used by John Stamos when he toured with the
Beach Boys.
Corin Tucker: Is already a punk rock celebrity. If she didn't have any
other friends, she could probably get by just by being Corin Tucker. But
she does. Calvin Johnson (K Records svengali) produced Introducing
Cadallaca.
Category 4: Musical abilities
Me: Brief stint as a handclapper in Cliff Clavin and the Mailmen. Also
released self- titled demo with my acoustic guitar entitled Reloading the
Love Gun. The single, "Please, Please, Please Kill Me," charted briefly
on local pirate radio.
Corin Tucker: Terrific punk rock guitarist in both Sleater-Kinney and
Cadallaca. Cadallaca shows a more garagey side, replete with terrific
Farfisa organ and bad-ass songwriting. Reminds one of "The Leader of the
Pack" by the Shangri-Las, except tougher, and without the crying. The song
"Two Beers Later" would be a hit if there were any justice in the world. In
Cadallaca, Tucker gives further proof that she's one of the gutsiest singers
anywhere. Master of the both the raging scream and the engaging whisper.
Category 5: Desires to be someone else
Me: Would love to be as cool and talented a woman as Corin Tucker.
Corin Tucker: Would probably never want to be a man. Is cool on her own
terms. A superior human being.
-Samir Khan