Bowling Green
One Pound Note
[Nothing/Interscope]
Rating: 4.2
Just before the police arrived, I found myself engaged in deep conversation
with Rockers. They had loudly proclaimed all techno and electronica to be
"crap" and I felt it my duty to try to set them straight. Despite the fact
that my diaper was chafing and I had broken into a nasty rash in both my
armpits and between my toes, I expounded upon the ignorance of such gross
generalizations. I sang the song of techno, likened it to bands that the
poor rockers could relate to, and massaged their erect Rocker egos with a
verve not seen since the time I pooped in my hand and threw it out the
window of my moving car, just to see if I could. It made me proud that I'd
defended the faith, even though I worship at no specific musical church,
preferring an eclectic musical polytheism that happens to encompass
everything except Country.
Which brings me to the Bowling Green. The Rockers' primary complaint with
the genre of "electronica" was that it "all sounded the same." Listening to
One Pound Note, I can see the foundation for such a complaint.
Though the album is filled with drum-n-bass stylings tempered with lighter
DJ Shadow- like rhythms, I found myself searching for something to grab onto,
a musical totem to worship. They were few and far between.
One Pound Note has the makings to have been a much better album than
it ultimately is, exhibiting smatterings of the most beloved "electronica"
paradigms; yet the utter lack of defining criteria-- be it vocals, some
breakbeats, drum bombs or heavy crescendos-- leaves One Pound
Note sounding barren and godless. It loops in wide circles,
samples repeating at expected intervals, an occasional funkified guitar or
haunting melody offering a mild distraction from the featureless landscape
of admittedly toe- tapping regularity. It's not enough, though. The music
lacks the ego and personality that most Rockers find so entertaining, the
ghost in the machine, the human presence so necessary for a fulfilling musical
experience. That's not to say that the digital experience is innately unfulfilling,
but it's the art, the artist, the musician, that makes the music, dude! If y'can't
hear that, then why are you listening?
Eventually, the cops arrived, and I waddled out the back gate, poo dripping
from my overstuffed diaper. My brow was furrowed as I pondered these deep
thoughts on the state of music. I will continue to worship, but not at the
Bowling Green.
-James P. Wisdom