Beauty Pill
The Cigarette Girl from the Future EP
[DeSoto/Dischord]
Rating: 8.8
In Smart Went Crazy, frontman and guitarist Chad Clark played the bitter man
at the end of a relationship. The lyrical content ranged from the subtle to
the harsh to the gleefully demented, and one glance at the titles in their
repertoire is enough to convince anyone-- "A Brief Conversation Ending in
Divorce," "Now We're Even," and yes, "Sugar in Your Gas Tank." Now, after
the demise of the underrated D.C. post-punkers, Clark fronts the Beauty Pill
as producer and mastermind, this time assuming the role of a doom-saying
prophet. On their debut five-song EP, The Cigarette Girl from the Future,
he details our bleak future and offers survival advice, spinning poetic yarns
of everyday events along the way. But not before reminding us what exactly we
have to deal with now.
On "Rideshare," Joanne Gholl provides the voice for Clark's desolate
description of the daily morning commute. A drowsy, minor-key groove
complements observations of "sleepdriving to a screenlit hive to exalt the
flat plane," bookended by a section with driving, cluttered beats, and
stuttering, dissonant guitars. "The Cigarette Girl from the Future" then
takes the soundtrack to a post-modern box step (complete with handclaps),
and adds the unsettling sounds of a melancholy outlook. "Mostly it's the
feeling of moving into a house where the last tenant was a suicide and the
landlord looks at you nervously," Clark muses, commenting on the lack of
"moving sidewalks, jetpacks and hovercrafts."
Gholl provides the lead vocals once again on "The Idiot Heart," a sugarcoated,
paradoxical curveball of a track that uses power-ballad techniques to contrast
its ultimately destructive message. The sound recalls Dave Fridmann's latest
work with the Flaming Lips, employing cello, harp and other orchestral
techniques to help the sound go down sweet, as Clark advises to "strike sure,
strike sharp, strike cold, aim smart."
Like any true prophet, Clark gradually becomes more ambiguous further down the
line. The near-instrumental "Bone White Crown Victoria" takes a pulsing,
edgy groove and foreboding bassline and treats it with mutilated samples of
guitars and trumpets as cars and car horns, and the all-too-human sounds of
hyperventilation. Drummer Abram Goodrich, also an ex-member of Smart Went
Crazy, provides the only lyrical content in the form of muffled Spanish
speech, which, after a loose English translation, reads: "The cops around
here are like sharks! Check it out!" It's the sonic equivalent of being
stuck at a downtown stop light under the shade of the towering skyscrapers,
mere blocks away from a street battle or a car chase but unable to witness it
first hand.
Finally, as the EP reaches its climax, Clark's ambiguity reaches its peak;
"Here Lies Rachel Wallace" is a vague, symbolic tale of the life and death
of a city person. She's seemingly labeled with serial number "B66-D99," her
epitaph simply reading: "She supported herself fine." It features the finest
musical accompaniment on the disc, beginning with a primitive, disco-like
beat and whining guitars before transforming into a subdued shuffle. As the
song mutates, the band maintains their slightly irregular, trademark D.C.
edge, but also toss in cleaner guitars, stand-up bass, and eventually,
gorgeous, chiming vibes. Clark's vocals and lyrics add a menacing edge to
the track, and as it fades, the anchored cadence and discordant guitars
rise again for a final encore.
The Beauty Pill holds potential as a force to be reckoned with, and The
Cigarette Girl from the Future is a promising and exceptional starting
point. At once comforting and unnerving, this record brings a fresh
intelligence to lyrical cynicism, and capably invokes the chaotic noise of
metropolises. On "The Idiot Heart," Gholl sings, through Clark's persona,
the line that seems to encapsulate Beauty Pill's sentiment: "The bad news is
there is no hope/ The good news is there never was." Fortunately, there is
hope for the Beauty Pill, and if they continue in this direction, it's hard
to imagine them doing much worse in the future, near or otherwise.
-Spencer Owen