Various Artists
Never Give In: A Tribute to the Bad Brains
[Century Media]
Rating: 1.3
Back in the musically conservative late 70's, Washington, D.C.'s Bad Brains
were the shit. Although they may have looked like harmless marijuana-addled
rastas, they were the avatars of just about everything related to or embodying
the new "hardcore" sound. Call it speed-metal, thrash-punk, rasta-metal or
whatever-- a single blanket term isn't nearly enough to describe the
bloodthirsty aggression Bad Brains generated on their eponymous debut album,
released only in cassette form back in 1982.
Masters of rhythmic dynamics, these guys could breeze through a host of abrupt
tempo changes within a single song without ever losing any momentum. Expert
guitarist Dr. Know's sophisticated but raging proto-metal guitar chops had
actual fangs, and frontman H.R. spat angry, defiant, politically charged
lyrics. As you may know, Bad Brains attempted a comeback in the early 90's.
But after a few disappointing albums for indifferent major labels, and poor
record sales in general, the legendary band called it quits for good around
1996.
Not surprisingly, none of the stiff, whitewashed bands on Never Give In:
A Tribute to the Bad Brains even hint at the same anarchic punk energy
Bad Brains effortlessly conveyed on stage and on record. So, hey, fellas,
why not try doing something different? Deviate from the originals a little.
Fuck with anything and everything. But don't expect to end up with worthy
tribute material by attempting to move in on the same musical turf as the
band themselves. You're merely setting yourself up for embarrassment.
The only legitimate sign of imaginative life on this tribute is Moby's
refashioning of "Sailin' On." Here, the descendant of a famous fictional
sperm whale completely deconstructs and rebuilds the song into a laid-back
chunk of minimalist lounge-pop. Not bad for the richly pedigreed, deity-like
Mr. Dancy-Pants, really. Especially compared to what one is subjected to on
the remainder of these nearly unendurable 16 tracks.
Problem is, the lesser known hardcore and metal acts on Never Give In
lack the imagination and the talent to do anything resembling the unexpected.
Tribute albums have become so ubiquitous that the only way any of these
collections could have redeeming value (at least for the consumer) is if a
particular band were clever enough to bring any sort of inventive flair to
the table-- a disturbingly rare feat, indeed. Otherwise, why should anyone
pay attention? If you really want to hear a worthwhile tribute to Bad Brains,
why not just go out and pick up a copy of the band's debut album, or 1986's
I Against I?
I suppose the ambition here, for most of these bands, is to honor Bad Brains
by attempting to sound just like them. And as the blatant near-uniformity of
sound on Never Give In proves, these dopey metalheads' cast-iron,
die-cut brains function in much the same one-dimensional mechanical fashion.
The core of Bad Brains' sound was always elusive, and consisted of a hell of
a lot more than meets the untutored ear. H.R.'s abrasive, snotty whine
sounds like nothing else in music. Yet, judging from most of the cover
versions included here, if you had never actually heard Bad Brains, you'd
probably think they were just some early incarnation of Deicide.
As bland, emasculate bands like Sepultura and Skinlab prove, any easily
angered suburban dumbfuck with the brain-mass of a melon and the ability to
growl in the patented Hellraiser scaryvoice can produce a
feeble-to-mediocre cover version of a Bad Brains song. And here, they puke
up paltry replicas of "Gene Machine" and "The Messengers," respectively.
Downset, doing their rendition of "Supertouch/Shitfit," sound like Keanu
Reeves screaming at the top of his lungs, backed, of course, by bad boy
Charlie Sheen wiggin' out on a Flying V with a Boss death metal stomp pedal.
Ignite somehow turns the ferocious "Pay to Cum" into an Offspring song.
"Banned in D.C.," my personal Bad Brains favorite, and arguably one of the
greatest punk songs in existence, is mercifully but mysteriously left off
this tribute. This is likely due to the fact that it's one of the band's
trickiest songs to play.
So when does this rampant tribute crap become just an empty exercise in an
individual band's selfish groping for some sort of old-school hardcore
credibility? On the one hand, there's the admirable theoretical aspect of
an honorary gesture like this-- different bands joining hands and supposedly
heralding a particular influential group by recording an album of second-rate
remakes. Well, that's all fine and good for the participants and the honorees,
I guess. But what about the record-buying public at large? What does it do
for us, exactly? As long as Bad Brains' own music is in print, a record like
Never Give In just isn't necessary.
-Michael Sandlin