Baby Mammoth
Best Foot Forward
[Pork UK]
Rating: 7.7
As of noon on Wednesday, November 8th, 2000, people are in dire distress.
The fate of the presidential election is uncertain. Sealed ballot boxes
are being found in Floridian church rectories; Florida has the power to
decide U.S. foreign policy, and thus, the fate of billions. How must Gore
and Bush be feeling as of right now? Gore spent Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday
sleeplessly tooling around the country, while Bush stomped through key
Southern locations, eloquently espousing his caring reforms and his
message of inclusivity.
What both camps, and the rest of the nation, need to do is to grab a cold
one and chill until the votes have been counted down there in the Sunshine
State. Everyone needs to get their head cleared up, and hook into a relaxing,
fear-assuaging album-- something light, fluffy, and not connected with
a multinational corporation having conniptions about how the stock market
and their institutional investors are going to react if Forrest Gump's
meretricious cousin gets the keys to the Oval Office.
And when our thoughts wander to who could be taking up residence in
Observatory Circle, we really do need some chill. Perhaps if Cheney moves in
to the vice-president's chalet, he'll not tear down Tipper's delicate home
furnishings to start constructing annexes for his gun rack collection.
Well, who better than soggy Hull homeboys Baby Mammoth to brighten our dark
hours? After all, they specialize in downy-soft, instrumental, jazzy
hip-hop so downbeat you'll feel like you just smoked a pound of chronic and
got laid thrice. And Best Foot Forward presents the sweetest berries
from these guys' back catalog, all mixed into a soothing mousse by label
stalwart Porky at the pub down the road, the Lamp, one chilly evening last
February.
On no other track is Baby Mammoth's tranquilizing effect clearer than Best
Food Forward's opener, "Quick Kick," which sounds splendidly like Grant
Green liquidly plucking with a euphorically bleeping Cabaret Voltaire. Porky
keeps that mood throughout Best Foot Forward and even adds a suggestion
of Amon Tobin during "Moonburn." But that Tobin tension is soon relieved, and
soon, smiles surround the frowns, pushing them far out into the North Sea.
After that, the album really gets trippy with the closer, "Tolstoy," excerpted
from the band's debut album, Bridging Two Worlds. This surreptitious,
brush-drummed, eerily vocalized track rivals Banabila's "Mono/Metro" in being
the track that could make Pork the only white meat for serious post-Orb
ambient heads.
Whether the United States will immediately latch onto the extinct, hairy
elephantine goings-on in Hull is highly questionable-- as questionable as
Palm Beach County-registered Democrats casting their votes for Reform Party
maggot Pat Buchanan. But while we wait for this mess to get sorted out,
let's take a few minutes to reflect on the events outside our borders. And
while we're at it, we might just want to think about drafting an apology
letter to the rest of the world.
-Paul Cooper