Hefner
The Fidelity Wars
[Beggars Banquet]
Rating: 7.3
Lots of bands write songs about girls. Some bands don't write anything but
songs about girls. And then there are those select few bands that elevate writing
songs about girls to a hallowed art form. If David Gedge (erstwhile Wedding Present
leader and current Cinerama frontman) is the president of this club, then Darren
Hayman, the cocky leader of Hefner, is surely the up- and- coming VP.
On Hefner's second album, the aptly- titled Fidelity Wars, Hayman and Co.
run down the list of romantic entaglements. From the sad- sack self- pitying of
"A Hymn to the Alcohol" to the brazen lust of "May God Protect Your Home;" from
the sincere "why'd she leave me" lament of "We Were Meant to Be" to the unrepentant
tale of cheating detailed in "Fat Kelly's Teeth," pretty much every angle on
relationships is explored, sometimes in excrutiating detail.
However, while literally every song on The Fidelity Wars is directed in some
way at various women, Hayman is imaginitive enough to keep the proceedings from
getting boring. The bizarre Trojan War love fantasy "I Stole a Bride" is a great
example: interspersing bits of story from the Trojan War and Hayman's own romantic
travails, the song very nearly comes across as the delusional rantings of a madman,
but actually manages to work (more or less).
The band has also added different instrumentation to the mix: for example, there are
subtle DJ scratches on "I Love Only You," steel guitar licks grace "The Hymn for the
Alcohol" and "The Weight of the Stars," and a theremin rears its squiggly head on
"Don't Flake Out on Me." The new flourishes bring out the individual character of
each song very nicely, and contribute to a varied, interesting album.
Musically, Hefner have expanded quite a bit from their debut release, Breaking
God's Heart, while still maintaining a core sound, and even giving a few
concessions to more standard Brit-pop fare. While the buzzing guitars featured in
"The Hymn for the Cigarettes" would hardly seem out of the ordinary on a Blur song,
they would have seemed quite out of place among the folky rave- ups that featured
heavily on Breaking God's Heart. This is not to say that Hefner have gotten
blander, only that on this release, they reveal that they're capable of maintaining
their quirky edge while creeping a bit closer to the mainstream.
-Jeremy Schneyer