Throneberry
Squinting Before the Dazzle
[Alias]
Rating: 6.0
A lot of bands aren't very good at hiding their influences, and the guitar-heavy
gristle insulating Throneberry's sound reveals some pretty obvious
reference points-- Neil Young with Crazy Horse would be as good a place
to start as any. But I'd wager that this Cincinnati foursome is secretly
enamored with 70's light-rock superstars like Bread and Three Dog Night
as much as anything else. In between those thick-layered guitar walls,
Throneberry toys with plenty of cheapo 70's sounds. But most of all, they
can't resist fiddlin' around with their vintage electric pianos, and the
sort of cheesy flange effects you'd find on album after album in the average
Me Generation hippie's vinyl collection: recall, if you will, those stellar
keyboards on "Joy to the World," or that priceless wah sound on Bread's
"Guitar Man" and you've got the idea.
Throneberry have also been known to cover Tom Petty's "Here Comes My Girl,"
and Neil Young's "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere," so it's pretty obvious
where their sentiments lie. Squinting Before the Dazzle revels in what
one particular online alternazine so succinctly described as "boring old
classic rock-sounding riffs."
Well, I'd venture to say there are actually a few not-so-boring old classic
rock-sounding riffs here. And oddly enough, the best material comes in the
form of poppy, slightly Weezer-tinged midtempo numbers penned by the
"secondary" songwriter of the group. Vocalist/songwriter and lead guitarist
Sam Womelsdorf's "Let's Hear It for Decay," "Stolen," and "See Me Off" have
the most spunk by a long shot. We find the formerly sludgy rhythm guitar
finally gaining some momentum. Womelsdorf's tunes don't have the same
open-ended and rudderless feel as the others. His voice has that laid-back
Lou Barlow Everyguy quality to it. And on top of all this, he's a decent
lead guitarist, too-- well-versed in rough Young-ian noisemaking as well
as the catchy clumsiness of players like Steve Malkmus. Too bad he's made
to abide by that old George Harrison Sideman Songwriting Cap: only two or
three tracks written by the shy, pensive lead guitarist can make the final
cut. Unfortunately Womelsdorf's songs are, arguably, the best thing about
the album.
Although Squinting Before the Dazzle doesn't reflect half the band's
potential, it's still not a complete washout. Barring the exceptions noted
previously, the songs just get sluggish, possibly succumbing to Arbenz's
complacent influence. They fall back on chord progressions and melodies
that sound too obvious and expected, eschewing any kind of imaginative
structural dynamic to shake things up. Sometimes they'll try and compensate
by letting the feedback swell up for a bit, or maybe they'll plink out a
few clipped melodies on that antiquated garage sale electric piano they
cherish so much.
Towards the end, though, everything just starts to float lazily off into
nothing, until the album closes on an up note with the Womelsdorf-penned
"See Me Off." So who knows? Maybe after two largely mediocre efforts from
Throneberry, the third one'll be the charm. Or if we're lucky, maybe the
third Throneberry album will actually be a Sam Womelsdorf solo album. Sam
might want to get a new nickname or stage alias to further that solo career,
though. Sammy "Red Rocker" Womelsdorf, maybe. Or there's always the highl
marketable moniker of John Denver. I think it's up for grabs now, isn't it?
-Michael Sandlin