David Candy
Play Power
[Jetset]
Rating: 6.0
"Who is David Candy?" asks David Candy's website at Jetset Records. Behind
that practiced indifference, you're asking yourself the same thing. I can
feel it. Well? A full 99% of the tiny subculture that listens to indie and
punk rock doesn't and won't give a shit who David Candy is, and chances
are, you won't either. Unless, perhaps, you were a big fan of Gospel-Mod
jokesters the Make-Up or its predecessor, the sartorially influential, always
funny, and often brilliant Nation of Ulysses. If you haven't figured it out by
now, David Candy is the goofy and latest past-time of Ian Svenonius.
Interestingly, David Candy is also proof that Svenonius can hit actual notes
at will and that his erstwhile atonalism was a matter of choice, not defect.
It comes as no surprise that Play Power is packed full of the maddening
mix of humor, nonsense, and political/philosophical rambling upon which
Svenonius has built his bizarre reputation. We wonder if it's all a big joke.
Is he partly serious? Is he the reigning king of irony or just an
eccentric dandy with a penchant for tracts and manifestos? Well, as always,
that's for him to know and for us to find out-- and, of course, we never
will.
Who cares? If nothing else, Svenonius is consistently entertaining. As in the
Make-Up, Svenonius, in character as David Candy, explores his fascination
with all things 60's, putting his own highly idiosyncratic stamp on trashy
pop-psychedelia. "Play Power: David Candy Theme" heads off the album. The song
consists entirely of surfy-cum-big band drumming and sharp, almost random
organ bursts for two minutes, immediately setting the tone and establishing
historical context for the rest of the songs.
"Incomprehensibly Yours" then sets the absurdist lyrical tone for the remainder
of the disc. Orchestral 60's, movie-score style pop-- replete with xylophone
and harp-- plays while Candy does an uncomfortably intimate-sounding voiceover,
spacing his short phrases out as if he were reading ingredients: "Hi. I'm David
Candy. Don't Worry. I will look after you. I understand you. I already know
you. I have always known you. From this moment, you will never be alone again.
I will always be next to you. You'll never have to feel abandoned anymore.
Every time you put out your hand, you'll find mine to hold. You won't have
to try to escape anymore. At last, you can stop running. Your loneliness is
over. We will have a perfect life. You are no longer shipwrecked. No longer
desperate. I know that you've been searching. Now that you found me, you
don't have to search anymore. I'm the one that you've always been waiting for.
And now I'm here. With you. Forever."
"Listen to the Music" finds Candy covering Davie Allen and the Arrows' song
from the soundtrack to Wild in the Streets, a 60's trash-cinema classic.
The recording sounds authentically of-the-era-- gritty and warm, with clean,
trebly guitar and rich harmonies. "Redfuchsiatamborinegravel" is the funniest
of Play Power's seven tracks; Candy discusses his art leanings ("the
best art attracts the best people") extolling the genius of Kasimir Malevich
and Vladimir Mayakovsky. While on "Incomprehensibly Yours" Candy affected
the cadence of someone reading from a shopping list, here he actually goes on
to read ingredients and cooking instructions for his favorite food-- Mafarca
pudding-- finishing it off with a polite "buen apetito." But he's not done
yet.
His favorite place is Sao Paulo, you know. Its architecture, the locals'
"rampant public licentiousness," and its juice bars all earn a mention. All
the while, a hilariously repetitive Spanish guitar phrase repeats. This,
like most of the album, is perfect background party music. That is, if you
want people stopping their tipsy conversations in mid-sentence to ask each
other, "What the fuck is this?"
The second of the album's three covers, "Bad Bad Boy," was Mike Leander's
contribution to the Privilege soundtrack, and while Candy's version
is charming and well-executed, it ultimately seems a little pointless. Play
Power's final two tracks include a nineteen-minute, jammy opus of spoken
nonsense and organ noodling ("Diary of a Genius") and "Komeda's Lullaby" from
the Rosemary's Baby soundtrack.
This is not a stocking-stuffer. In fact, the absurdly limited appeal of this
album prompted me to rate it a point lower than I otherwise might have. What
it does well is mimic the sound and feel of a certain type of 60's period-music
and, of course, amuse to no end. I actually think this would make great party
background music, but I might be alone here. So while I can't quite recommend
this to the public at large, any fan of Svenonius' previous bands might want
to pick this up.
-Camilo Arturo Leslie