Zero Down
With a Lifetime to Pay
[Fat Wreck Chords]
Rating: 6.4
Well, this is it. It's finally here: the review I've been dreading for
weeks. Zero Down, as any regular visitor is probably well aware, has been
one of the most heavily rotated ad campaigns on Pitchfork in recent
months. And I get to slam or laud them. Do I go easy on them-- special
treatment, inurement? Or uphold journalistic integrity? Normally, it'd be
a no-brainer, being one of the highly professional staff at the 'Fork,
but I'd hate to put one of Schreiber's revenue streams in jeopardy, especially
when he's announcing on the front page he's "looking for new writers" (we all
know what that means!). Another fine mess, Stan...
Suddenly to my overwrought, charley brain, a hallucinatory miniature
angel and devil appear-- one on each shoulder-- in poofs of vapor and
brimstone, respectively. Wonderful. I'm reduced to a "Tom and Jerry"
cartoon. Hanna-Barbera morality. They tear into me.
Angel: Gotta do the right thing, even if it hurts the band, and by extension,
possibly the website. I mean, this is a noble profession, bub. If you fix
the rating, you'll be betraying every critic, past, present and future who
ever wrote an honest review. Ryan will expect nothing less than 100%
objectivity.
Devil: Aww, Christ. Don't be a goody-two-shoes, Johnny boy. Everybody in
this biz gives a little to get a little. And to be brutally honest, you're
not that great of a writer, anyway-- you need to use any angle you can. Give
Zero Down a 10.0; no one will bat an eye. Really. Anyway, Ryan asked me to
tell you to do that; I just forgot to give you the message.
Angel: Not only can you not do that, but you should probably just subtract a
couple points for good measure. Even if you like them, you have to account
for the backlash that will ensue. The conclusion jumpers are going to realize
you whored yourself for this, John.
Devil: They'll think that no matter what you give the album. Add two!
Angel: Subtract three!
I realize I'll have to make the decision myself.
With a Lifetime to Pay is the debut album from Zero Down. The trio
hail from L.A., where punk bands are becoming so infestant that they're
now subject to the same zoning laws that apply to Korean convenience stores.
The fact that Zero Down shoots for the 80's hardcore-cum-skatepunk sound,
rather than the more contemporary deep hardcore that's currently en
vogue, is likely attributable to the three members' roots in Strung
Out, Down by Law, and Pulley. Of course, there are worse things to be
nostalgic for.
The songs where singer Jim Cherry paints realist images of his
not-dysfunctional family are actually engaging. The listener gets an honest,
objective peek inside his relationship with his father, whom he surprisingly
doesn't even hate. When most chunk punk focuses on impersonal, canned vitriol
raging against the same old straw men-- evil government, consumerism,
sexism, racism, parents who just don't understand-- something as simple as a
real conversation is inflatedly impressive.
The Rikki-tikki-tavi guitars of "Going Nowhere" frame a hallmark of the
entire record: excellent and oh-so-slightly unexpected melodies. The music
is comfortably familiar without being too boring or ambitious. Remember,
this is a So-Cal punk trio, after all; just don't expect grandiose, Canadian
orchestral post-rock (or anything remotely close) and you'll be alright.
"Suck Seed" contributes a small, but nod-worthy lyric, characteristic of
the type of slight insight found in most of the album's thirteen tracks:
"Jeremy knows what he wants to be/ Overqualified to underachieve/ He's got
a different version of succeed." But doubled harmonies and the retro-core
sound give half the songs an Against the Grain flavor. "Everybody's
Whore," "Bite the Hands that Feeds" and "Empty Promised Land" all sound like
outtakes by that other band on that other label.
However, even when their influences eclipse them, Zero Down manages to
sound real in a sea of poseurs all playing nearly identical music. While
neither groundbreaking or terribly accomplished, they nonetheless manage
to distinguish themselves through decent lyrics and guileless delivery.
That's enough to deserve some credit and recognition. And that's the truth,
Ruth.
-John Dark