Two Lone Swordsmen
Tiny Reminders
[Warp]
Rating: 9.3
Two Lone Swordsmen have never been less than shrewd predators. Just like the
spider's web, their strategy for securing prey is utterly elegant and
jaw-droppingly efficient. Rather than churning out remix after remix like
Timo Maas or Junior Vasquez, they spin their unique style, take cover,
and wait for us to pass by and become entangled in their sticky electro
funk.
This isn't to say that the duo are indolent scruffs. They rapidly followed
up last year's liquid Stay Down with the avant hip-hop of A
Virus with Shoes. They reconstructed Paul Weller's "Heliocentric," as
well as taking a manky squeegee mop to St Etienne's "Heart Failed." They
haven't pandered to hard house or courted the self-infantilizing day-glo
trance massive. Their vision is fixed and no one can distract them from it.
"Cotton Stains" capitalizes on the elastic properties of that drum-n-bass
staple, the bassline wobbler, by bouncing flecks of sound off its bucking
back. "Machine Maid" reminds us just how downright gorgeous unfiltered
electro-boogie can be.
As a dispatch to the two-step messengers,
"Akwalek" merges a minus-28'd UK garage rhythm with Eno/Lanois ambient guitar.
The bubbling percussion caresses as much as it urges you to get down. The tiny
reminders of the album's title (there are three of them, in increasingly ornate
sophistication) are dense packets of hypermolecules, bearing superficial
resemblance to entire Chain Reaction albums, or any number of Stefan Betke's
fuzzed-out dub sessions. These congregations of ill vapors cleanse the palette
between the thoroughly filthy electro of the other 16 tracks here.
Two Lone Swordsmen shape electro and post-punk disco as Henry Moore sculpted
the human form. Weatherall's abstract beats are as curvy as they are playful,
as precise as they are liberated. Because Weatherall doesn't give props to an
erroneously hierarchical tradition, he incorporates whatever he chooses into
his tracks. And rather than finding an ancient instructional LP or sampling a
stinky b-movie, Weatherall and Tenniswood craft their own twisted sounds and
uniquely freaky beats, and thereby give permanence to an inherently vapid
genre. By grafting the art house experimentation of Krautrockers Neu! and Can
onto post-punk disco, the Two Lone Swordsmen are stoking up the same fires that
Liquid Liquid, ESG, Dinosaur L, and (before them all) Cymande ignited years
ago. Bet the bastards can hold their own in a punch-up an'all!
-Paul Cooper