Sweep the Leg Johnny
Sto Cazzo!
[Southern]
Rating: 7.2
Sweep the Leg Johnny haunts like a phobia. Whether through genetic disposition or aural
conditioning, some listeners will find the Sto Cazzo! disc as nothing but pill for
inducing headaches and grimaces. The prospect of listening to six long songs of sheer
cacophony wrapped around complex jazz-rock fusion seems a bit analogous to tip-toeing
along an altitudinous precipice. But there are those who laugh at cliffs and highwires like
they're Mountain Dew commercials. If the melding of Jesus Lizard and Ornette Coleman sounds
like serotonin and goosebumps to your central nervous system, Sweep the Leg Johnny belongs
in your collection.
The debate between art and accessibility will volley eternally, and Sto Cazzo! makes
a great shuttlecock for such arguments. Art easily sponges up pop culture, but it's harder to
convince the public that the avant garde is edible. For example, Jasper Johns can assimilate
the American flag into his statement, or merely make the imagine of the flag his statement.
However, it would seem exponentially more difficult to have this nation salute a flag that
looked like a Willem De Kooning. Claes Oldenburg can put a giant hamburger in a museum, but
McDonald's is unlikely to batter McNuggets sculpted by Henry Moore or Picasso. And so on. So
I won't spend time convincing verse-chorus-verse junkies the benefit of a Sweep the Leg Johnny
record. And Sweep the Leg Johnny won't make many mixtapes from secret admirers. But despite the
scraping guitars, atomic clock drumming, and bleating saxophone loops, Sweep the Leg Johnny
still flat out rock. They ROCK in all capitals, which remains a rather primal, or even pop,
pursuit.
Unfortunately, aside from the three tracks that rock, Sto Cazzo! carries a considerable
bulk of that hard-to-swallow art. Track 2 is merely a Merzbow-like meltdown of the first track
that sucks the opener's climax into a remixer's combine, spitting drums and distortion into
helicopter chops. The last half of the record relies on maudlin signifiers like vibraphone and
strings over clean guitar pickings before crescendoing into snapneck machinegun marches. The
two lumbering tracks slowly swell and pop, but never actually lure in listeners with hooks or
unexpected movements.
Yet when Sweep go to war, the recording tapes end up looking like Chechnya. Rubble and smoke
rise from the stabbing guitar, harmonic shouts, and unrelenting bass. The rhythm section
amazingly shifts speeds and direction like a harrier jet. The lyrical imagery is suitably
morose and sanguine, if not a bit too heavy–handed with schlock gore. "Skin of birch's bark/
White flesh/ This graveyard/ This pool of melted red snow," Steve Sostak belts before saxophone
explosions in "Bloodlines." The track crawls under the skin like metallic chiggers thanks to
Chris Daly's high-end horror soundtrack hooks.
Sto Cazzo! offers a taxing listen. Despite the more orchestrated direction of the latter
tracks, the first half feels like exercise. I would argue this strain is healthy for ears
starving for original rock, but it would be foolish to openly recommend Sto Cazzo! for
pop fans. Sweep the Leg Johnny approach albums like a jazz musician-- working with a handful of
long, exploring tracks-- and approach your gut like Steve Albini. At this point, they seem
rutted in their own advancements. The band displays humor in their name and packaging. "You
just got your asses whupped by a bunch of goddam nerds," the CD tray mocks. If only the boys
could sneak some of this light-hearted approach into their music, they'd really be staking
claim to that ass of yours.
-Brent DiCrescenzo