"If you won't take me/ Let me know why" is the lyric Subset use to open "Anchor," the opening track from their freshly released full-length, Overpass. So, look, Subset. I'm not sure this is a good idea. No, of course, there's nothing wrong with you. You're melodic, you're earnest, and you seem like really nice guys. It's just that I'm looking for something a little different right now. I'll try to explain.

I appreciate your straightforwardness and all. Really, I do. The thing is, I'm at a point in my life where I've learned better than to try with guys who write lyrics like, "When I stared at you, it kind of creeped you out," a line you use in "Strained." I might as well also mention that the same song begins with you hesitantly singing, "I try to tell her that I like her." It all just feels a little too junior high to me. I mean, I understand that you're "strained" and all, but I've finally gotten to the point where my relationships are no longer plagued by awkwardness, and I don't necessarily want to be reminded of the old days.

I'm sure after a few beers I could easily find myself rewinding one of your songs on a mix-tape some not-quite-cool-enough guy made for me. In a soggily sentimental mood, I might even fall for the moody "Cabin Fever." But I'd feel ashamed the next morning and just end up hurting you. Yes, I know this sounds harsh, but I'm trying to be honest, here. You understand, don't you? I mean, you deserve someone who can fully appreciate what you have to offer-- good pop sensibilities, straightforward hooks, and abundant sincerity. But the truth is that I like you best when you remind me of another band, like on "Guaranty" when the cynical lyrics and weary vocals recall a less capable Jets to Brazil. Honestly, do you want me thinking about someone else when we're together?

Look, if you're interested, I know some girls who are into Silver Scooter and Jimmy Eat World. Um, well... actually, I guess I only know boys who like those bands. But if you're open-minded, I can certainly hook you up. Too soon? I understand. Let me know if you change your mind. You're right, I am being a snob. I can't help it, though, and you know we shouldn't be together if I'm going to take this condescending attitude toward you. I really hope we can stay friends.

-Meg Zamula