Scanner
Lauwarm Instrumentals
[Sulfur/Beggars Banquet]
Rating: 5.2
Scanner, I've come to realize, is just another one- trick pony. He
started out as the scourge of mobile phone users throughout London. With
his, erm, scanner, he'd intercept telephone calls and record them. His
early releases mixed understated ambient with sometimes hilarious,
sometimes disturbing conversations. As more and more art types
picked on the tantalizing piquancy of Scanner's voyeuristic plundering
of the airwaves, he got a residency at the Institute of Contemporary
Arts. It was then that it really became taboo to mention that, if the
emperor was wearing any clothes at all, they were pretty provocative.
The only unpredictable element in a Scanner track or remix is, invariably,
the crassness of those whose conversations he'd trapped. That's why it
comes as no surprise that when he removes all the phone stuff-- as he
does on Lauwarm Instrumentals (apart from a nervous public
announcement from a London Underground official)-- the disc is left starkly
unremarkable.
The first release on Scanner's Sulfur Records was the fascinating Future
Pilot AKA vs. A Galaxy of Sound, which along with the Pastels'
Illuminati remix album raised the bar for remix albums. So, for
Sulfur's second release, the boss tosses off a record pretentiously
entitled Lauwarm Instrumentals, lacking the balls to translate
that German word-- it'd be too revealing.
As one might expect, it actually does translate to "lukewarm," and it's
exactly that type of instrumental he continually offers up here. The
12- minute cinematic drum-n-bass of "Lithia Water" wouldn't be out of
place on one of Bill Laswill's less- than- stellar Oscillations
albums. "Immemory" premieres Scanner's unholy fantasy of Terry Riley
jamming "Poppy Nogood" with Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" thumping
percussion. "Sonnenlicht" strongly recalls "The Garden is Full of Metal,”
Scanner's sublime tribute to avant- garde British film- maker Derek Jarman
and arguably Scanner's most heartfelt work to date. The track unfurls at a
slow, slow pace, like a 40 bpm slice of Autechre. But a needless clatter
of Arts Council- approved beats disrupts the austere beauty so wastefully.
"Passage de Recherche" also harkens back to the days before Scanner
believed his reviews in Installation Art Today magazine. An orderless
succession of found sounds erupt and dissipate as a lugubrious background
balances out the chaos. Yet Scanner plays the idea for far too long, and
whatever point he's attempting to make is subducted beneath impatience.
Yet I find it hard to be thrilled by an album that is essentially just a
plea for a soundtrack gig. Scanner is a musician crying out for
accompanying visuals to carry his material. In a year when Orbital raised
my roof with The Middle of Nowhere and Autechre's EP7
consolidated their position as the Lewis and Clark of electronic music,
it's tragic that the corral of the one- trick pony welcomes yet another
mule.
-Paul Cooper