Dismemberment Plan & Juno
Dismemberment Plan & Juno EP
[DeSoto]
Rating: 8.0
Little things often pack a wallop. "Fun-size" packages of Peanut M&Ms;,
first-date handjobs, and dollar bills found lying in rain gutters-- all are
sufficiently satisfying treats, but they each leave you wanting more. Such
is the case with this split EP. Clocking in at a mere four tracks over 16
minutes, I'm just not fully satisfied. On the other hand, everything here
is top-shelf material I'd be a fool to bitch about.
If you're a fan of the Plan, you might already be familiar with their original
contribution to this split, "The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich." Not only has
it been a live staple for over a year, but it was also-- along with Juno's
"Non-Equivalents," the other original tune appearing on this split-- released
as a 7" on the Spanish label BCore a few months back. Luckily, "Gets Rich" is
one of those rare songs that's so goddamned sweet, you can own a copy of it on
both vinyl and CD without even the slightest sense that you're being
excessive.
I've often heard that "The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" was heavily inspired
by Outkast's "Bombs Over Baghdad." And while the boys in the Plan may be as
white as albino snowflakes, there are definite parallels. Amidst a frenzy of
wacky sound effects, Travis Morrison manages to spit out an amazing barrage of
syllables in a rather short period of time. All 18 syllables of the song's
opening line, "In early '95 we finally got the dough to diversify," are crammed
into two seconds of playtime, resulting in a tongue-to-sound ratio of nine
syllables per second.
The Plan's other contribution is equally entertaining. Jennifer Paige's
disgustingly obnoxious hit single, "Crush," was once just another over-produced,
teen-demographied contribution to the canon of pop culture by the exalted
songwriting team of Goldmark, Mueller, Cosgrove, and Clark. But now, by
stripping the track down to its bare essentials, the Plan have recast the hit
single as a sparse, slightly dark love song, while retaining lyrics like, "See
ya blowin' me a kiss/ It doesn't take a scientist/ To understand what's going
on, baby." It registers a little like "Respect is Due," but without the
crescendos.
Fellow DeSoto rockers Juno follow the Plan's lead, contributing one original--
the aforementioned "Non-Equivalents"-- and a mind-blowing cover of DJ Shadow's
"High Noon." The former is a prime example of the kind of soaring three-guitar
rock that the band put forth on their first album, This is the Way It Goes
and Goes and Goes. The potential of three guitarists in a band has been
wrecked many a time by gratuitous soloing and similarly self-indulgent crap
(Skynyrd, anyone?), but Juno's Gabe Carter, Jason Guyer, and Arlie Carstens
explore the full dynamic range of the sound, making "Non-Equivalents" a lush,
gorgeous exercise in guitar rock. And if "Non-Equivalents" is an impressive
track, the way Juno make DJ Shadow's "High Noon" come to life is even more so.
The energy of a live band simply transforms Shadow's version, making it a
thousand times more dynamic, exciting, and energetic than the original
version.
Taking into account its bargain price, it's hard to think of any good reason
not to recommend this EP. It's fast, it's fun, and it features the talents of
two of the best independent rock bands going right now. If that isn't worth
your six bucks, I don't know what is.
-Matt LeMay