Apples in Stereo
Let's Go! EP
[SpinART]
Rating: 3.8
Open your wallet, please. How much cash have you got? None? Maybe a couple
bucks? Hell, maybe you're loaded, for all I care. Let's say, though, for the
purposes of this hypothetical, that you have $7 on you. What would you do
with this particular amount of money? You could eat a healthy or, at least,
sufficient lunch. You could buy a cheap paperback; I hear Chicken
Soup for the Soul is a real page-turner. You could go to Radio Shack and
buy a couple adapters. What kind? Shit, who knows. Doesn't matter. They're
around $3.50 a piece. Or you could, amongst other possibilities generated by
even the most limited of imaginations, buy a CD EP.
That's right, a CD EP. This lovely new invention holds the capability for
true power for any indie band. It generally runs for about $7. It can be
instrumental in building up a group's reputation. It can be short but sweet,
promising true potential and building hype for a band's debut LP. It can be
a way to keep the impatient fans of an already well-established group happy
by dispensing the tracks they've got to spare. It can be a way to take that
a step further and include about 55 minutes worth of almost entirely
unreleased material, half of which is unlisted. (Reference: Modest Mouse,
Interstate 8, Up, 1996.) And the price stays at $7 as long as you call
it an EP.
Taking the Modest Mouse example into consideration, it's inevitable that you
will find the opposite to be true. By which I mean, sometimes a band just
wants to release something for the hell of it. It'll probably end up ripping
your fans off, but what does that matter? It's only $7. And with the Let's
Go! EP, the Apples in Stereo have done just this. A sufficient review of
this lackluster release can be completed in three paragraphs, beginning after
this linebreak.
Hi. The Let's Go! EP contains five tracks. Only one of them is entirely
new; that is, it is not a song or a version of a song that has already been
released elsewhere. It is called "If You Want to Wear a Hat." It confirms,
once and for all, that the Apples in Stereo are now a children's band. The
first two lines go like this: "If you want to wear a hat/ You better get one
that looks better than that." Robert Schneider sings them in the cutest
fashion he can possibly muster, with companion Hilarie Sidney lending similarly
twee backup. Imagine this against a completely soulless Jackson 5 groove and
an annoying, beeping synthesized rhythm, and you've got the Apples' new
direction. It does not leave much room for hope.
This is the kind of infantile direction that had been only hinted at by a
couple of tracks from last year's The Discovery of a World Inside the
Moone, and further clarified by the song "Signal in the Sky (Let's Go!),"
the parenthetical title track to this EP. There are not one but two
versions of this selection from the recent Powerpuff Girls tribute
album. Let me repeat that, because I feel you have not fully taken in this
information. Two versions of a Powerpuff Girls tribute. This fact
alone carries the Apples just that much farther into the toddler moshpit.
The song, in tradition with the subject matter, is nauseatingly cloying. The
included demo version is simply backed by acoustic guitar and drum machine,
but manages to have a virtually identical effect on the listener, with the
exception of the noticeable lack of a borrowed "Destination Unknown" synth
riff.
There are two tracks left. One is another acoustic demo: a version of "Stream
Running Over," originally one of the more slightly decent tracks from Moone.
It's just as pleasant as the original, but not essential by any means. Then
there's their live recording of "Heroes and Villains," which can be found
elsewhere-- specifically, on their Live in Chicago MP3-only release
through Emusic. Once again, kudos for giving a semi-underexposed Beach Boys
classic some exposure, but their version doesn't quite make the cut. The
missing harmonies flush a lot of the color out of the song and its originally
inherent beauty. And after all is said and done, we have a thoroughly
disposable piece of plastic.
Still have that $7? Good. Go get some lunch. You deserve it.
-Spencer Owen