Jumprope
Suitcase and Umbrella
[Planting Seeds]
Rating: 3.1
Look, I don't like this any more than you do. You know what's coming, the
members of Jumprope know what's coming, old batty people who think indie
pertains only to the 500 know what's coming. Sometimes a band's name and
poor quality conjoin, and the equilibrium of the universe will not return
until the most obvious quip is made. It is therefore my duty to deliver my
two-word review for Jumprope's Suitcase and Umbrella: skip it.
Now let me spew out few hundred more words about why. This is Bubblejazz, a
form of slick pop infused (or should I say diffused) with jazz chords and
Muzak leanings. It was popular in the late 80's. I even knew a girl in Boston
who listened to some of this stuff. Swing Out Sister, Lisa Stansfield, the
Style Council. The Blow Monkeys. I think she listened to Sade, whom I like
a bit more than the others. I even suspect Everything But the Girl did this
kind of stuff before they started making chill-out music or whatever they do
now. Though I've never invested money in EBTG because I once saw them in her
record collection.
Sure, you say, there are a lot of Bacharockers out there today, mining gentle
arrangements for new easy-listening stories and melodies. A lot of urban
dwellers use the stuff to counterbalance the squawking, screeching,
incessantly noisy world they live in. Yes. But while you can, for some strange
reason, like Belle and Sebastian without being much of a Housemartins fan,
even though they are so very similar, you can't like Jumprope without liking
those old Bubblejazz groups because Jumprope is bringing absolutely nothing
new to the equation. If you do like those old Bubblejazz groups, what's your
name? I've forgotten, but I used to hang out with you in the late 80's, and I
liked you, despite your taste in music. Are you still in Boston?
If you are, do you go to see this band? They're from there. They get compared
to the Cardigans a lot, but that's purely out of ignorance. Those
sophisticated Swedes might have been just fluting around on their first record,
but First Band on the Moon is in my mind a classic (yes!), not because
of some softies arrangements but because every sound is used to buttress the
incredibly well-crafted, timeless songs.
On this, their second full-length CD, Jumprope merely ape a dead-end sound,
hoping this will make them seem chic enough for a duped hipster niche market.
That's perhaps too unkind; Jumprope seem to revel in their wimpy sound and so
are perhaps delusional rather than calculating. Songwriter/guitarist Ad Boc
and sometimes-guitarist Elbert Chang gently rake each string in the
traditional jazz guitarist's way of saying, "You hear that? That's an
augmented ninth chord!" Fortunately, there are no improv jams here.
Unfortunately, there aren't any real songs, either. Everything sounds like
the Style Council's "My Ever-Changing Moods." Boc and Cindy Goh trade off
breathy vocals, sounding oddly alike. They're both pretty thin and
occasionally the slightest bit shaky on the notes, a cardinal sin for this
kind of music. Is it sexist that I get angrier at the guy for being so
slight of voice?
Many of Goh's and some of Boc's tunes are bossa novas, a style that gets old
about halfway through "The Girl from Ipanema," let alone this lesser fare.
Lyrics range from sad to retarded. More than one song is concerned with what
jetset location to spend one's vacation in. "Time to decide where to go/ You
need a break, we both know/ Zurich would be nice, but Paris has the sights,"
("Where to Go") and "I was never one for holidays/ Don't want to go around on
these cold winter days/ Let's go somewhere warm and bright/ Beaches, sambas,
summer nights/ Oh, let's go, let's go, holiday in Brazil" ("Holiday in Brazil").
These are the blues Jumprope has to contend with.
Clearly, these guys are doing fine financially. They don't need your money,
so don't waste it on them. Spend it elsewhere. Take a loved one out on the
town. You could go double-dutch.
-Dan Kilian