Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot
[Aisle 2]
Rating: 8.2
When is it a good time to eschew a genre name?
This was the first question brought to mind upon my first listen to
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot's self-titled debut.
The promo sheet was of virtually no help in trying to discern the style
of the album so that I might place it properly in my review schedule
(these tiny details occupy as much of my non-serious thinking time as
does sex with most males my age. I keep telling myself that I'm the
normal one). According to the press release, I was to expect a "big
sound," "complex structures," and "terrific melodies." Well, thanks,
guys; I guess it's not Kraftwerk.
Looking at the album art (a solid-color print of a guy screaming with
wings coming out of his head, I expected post-rock to make even John
McEntire blush. So why, instead, is this band intensely emo?
Scratch that. They're intensely emotional, but actually flout many
of the established cliches of emo (you actually couldn't apply Brent
DiCrescenzo's
"Make
Your Own Emo Band" formula here), while maintaining many of the
aesthetic sensibilities. The lead singer screams, but actually hits
the notes; the guitars still boast that Fender Jaguar chimy quality,
but don't arpeggiate constantly or bend notes irritatingly; the drummer
keeps the hi-hat wide open, but never fumbles through odd time
signatures. Folks, I think we have a winner here: The Best New Emo
Band of 2000.
Do I make that assertion lightly? Perhaps. I haven't exactly been
scouring the local record stores for all the emo records I could
possibly find, but reports from fellow music enthusiasts on the
Pitchfork tell me that there are a (very) few good, and
mostly established bands floating on a sea of crap. Congratulations
understand that, to make a name for themselves, they might have to
differentiate themselves from the mediocrity by which they're
surrounded.
The promised complex song structures are definitely all there, but
careful attention has been paid to making all the discrete parts fit
together in a way that, like Sunny Day Real Estate's LP2,
calls to mind miniature chamber pieces for rock trios and quartets.
"When We Were Kids We Built a Treehouse From Our Neighbors' Windows
and If You Get Far Enough Away It Looks like an Eyeball" (okay, so
the lengthy song titles could be flushed) flits from driving,
uplifting emo-prog bombast to a short, quiet odd-time interlude,
to a stop-start octave riff coda like a hummingbird on a mission.
"Sgt. Carter" barks out hotly distorted vocal commands until his
insecurities are writ small on the wall by a bed of independently
strummed guitars. They "Decide to Stay" in a room with lounge-jazz
acousticism and major-7th chords, but find "Charity Creeping around
Upstairs (pg. 265)" with the specter of '80s King Crimson, a composed
typewriter part, and a spring-reverb amplifier dropped on the floor.
Congratulations get all anthemic on us with "The Shells," an exercise
in making angular syncopation groove and the audience sing along. "Why
You Should Read Books That Don't Exist" (which begins in a more
traditional pop-punk mode, but moves back to emo territory by way of
an absolutely starry-eyed, harmonized transition) is bookended by two
more novelty instrumentals; "Room to Swing a Cat" blends chiming
voices with chiming bells, while "Polkadot Dress" brings looped vocals,
harmonium, and sine waves to the already crowded table. "Orange
Impossible" (featuring, admittedly, somewhat tuneless clarinet
interjections) and the band's title song pound out in epic fashion,
leaving this reviewer with an actual desire to hear this album again
after he no longer has to.
In other words: potential greatness. For a band that only formed in
August of 1999 and has already experienced a lineup change, this is
some pretty impressive material. Most other groups don't get this
much right by their third album. The rough spots are almost like
freckles on the cheek of a sexy lady; they might be funny-looking,
but they only serve to emphasize the attraction of the entire package.
Regardless of nomenclature or classification, Congratulations on Your
Decision to Become a Pilot won't change peoples' minds about "the
whole emo thing" yet, but in a couple of years' time, they just might.
-Craig Griffith