Casino Versus Japan
Go Hawaii
[Wobblyhead]
Rating: 4.3
Used to be that there were things in this world you just counted on: Charlie Sheen movies,
televangelists trawling for cooz, dead rock stars and rampant angel sightings. Maybe it's just
the way my parents raised me, but I was brought up to believe in things. Above all, I was
taught early on that the appearance of the phrase "go Hawaii" anywhere indicated the presence
of greatness. One could rest assured of the toy beauty of ukulele music, the alluring swivel
of grass-skirted hips, endless double-entendres involving the word "lei," and all that poi. My
god, the poi! Imagine a sea of floral shirts without a single drunken frat boy slurring "I did
it all for the nookie!" to offend the senses. Sure, there's always the threat of tarantula
bites, Alice the housekeeper throwing her back out at a Hula lesson, cursed idols or the odd
boogie-boarding mishap. But these trifles aside, the very phrase conjures paradise.
Perhaps it's a sign of just how low we've sunk. Maybe George W. is right on. Blame the randy
monstrosity known as Clinton-Gore for penetrating with jilted malice every orifice of decency
this fine nation has. Who else can we blame for the attachment of such a magisterial phrase as
"go Hawaii" to a work of such lackluster ambient dreck?
Hmm... Well, before we burn the Capitol, perhaps we can start with Eric Kowalski, Casino Versus
Japan himself. His second album, Go Hawaii, is a standard chill session of deep magmatic
beats washed in the steady spume of digital surf. Featuring played breaks, rote effects, spastic
surface noise and long careening whistles, Casino Versus Japan is exploring territory claimed
long ago by Boards of Canada, Animals on Wheels and a dozen other post-Orb ambient artists that
have replaced the once-requisite galactica with vernal liveliness and the organic warmth of
jazz. Ambient Primavera, say. There are even children's voices draped in the background of
"It's Very Sunny," presumably to minimize the trial time when the Boards finally bring their
copyright infringement suit to the bar.
But Go Hawaii isn't wholly terrible, just bafflingly unoriginal. The first track,
"Theme," is actually quite promising: a stubborn loop of tambourine and drone that's oddly
compelling. Besides the kids, the aforementioned "It's Very Sunny" isn't much more than warm
Rhodes piano, synth and a fuzzy breakbeat. The fuzz persists on "Late for School," augmented
by some faint chimes and vibes, suggesting the inside of a cuckoo clock. But the pristine
mechanics of the song are then drowned in the most hackneyed waves of modulating synthesizer.
This is Go Hawaii's signature strategy: bury the elements of genuine creativity in the
beach sand of genre standards.
Not only is Casino Versus Japan emulating the work of innovators on Go Hawaii, he's
simply not doing it very well. Go Hawaii isn't unpleasant, just unapologetically dull.
Not that a lulling effect is always a bad thing. I don't mind it if there's a hammock under my
ass and the cocktails keep coming in coconuts.
-Brent S. Sirota