Silkworm
Blueblood
[Touch and Go]
Rating: 2.5
Over the course of their mid- '90s tenure as "Officially Sanctioned
Indie- Rock Scenesters," the three middle- aged- looking men in Silkworm
have toured with such luminaries as Pavement and Guided By Voices, and
have recorded with Steve Albini. Their records have been put out by
instant- status record labels like Matador and now Touch and Go.
So, you think to yourself, Silkworm must be pretty good, right? I mean,
if all these people work with them, they must be kind of interesting.
They're probably somewhat smart or unique. At least one member of the
band must be incredibly sexy.
That's where you, the record- buying consumer, would be wrong. Silkworm
is painfully plain, somewhat dumb, extremely run- of- the- mill, and,
judging by the shots of the band on the cover, not partuculary sexy;
not even in a teddy bear sort of way. It's further proof that while
osmosis may work for the purposes of cell development, it just doesn't
cut it in the world of rock and roll.
Blueblood is filled with perfectly average, not- quite- arena- rock-
ready tunes that go nowhere and take a long time to do so. The guitars ring
like so many suburban garage acts, the bass and drums plod along like
mule footsteps, and the vocalist's voice quivers like raw liver
that's been slapped. Over the course of 10 songs, Silkworm musters some
decent moments, but they quickly give way to aimless noodling and fake rock
postering. Throughout, badly- rhymed teenage poetry abounds (reprinted
in the cover insert, just in case you missed them)-- on "Beyond Repair,"
a song about sex throughout the world, the following lines are allowed to
pass: "I love Amsterdam, the girls are so sweet/ They give themselves
away for free/ But in America, you got to pay for your treats/ It's not
a bad system at all/ Who wants to fall in love with a whore?/ Not me,
less you, least of all Winnie the Pooh."
Or witness this poignant ode to a friend in need from "Redeye." "Well
you're gonna need/ A different kind of look outside balled up in solid
energy/ Red eye/ I thought it was green/ How can you be a load or two
shy/ What went on with Tammy?"
Who the fuck is Tammy? If you're like me, you're confused about this
charmless slag. And disappointed.
-Samir Khan